and yes, Wolf Blitzer and Stone Phillips are very badass names.
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I was going to say Napoleon Dynamite is a cool name bit I mixed him up with Napoleon Kaufman for some reason.
Football Player > nerd
Steely D suggested I include this one. We had an employee my guys named “Dammit Sherman”. They called him that because he frustrated me to the point of every time I had to speak to him I’d say “Dammit Sherman…”
Brock Throckmorton- The name I give at restaurants
Thrusty Poundersnatch-porn name
Both pretty manly.
My own name:
Mark Christopher
translates to ‘defender of Christ’
[quote]pushharder wrote:
tom63 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Sue
Hahaha, I’m surprised no one said anything about that yet.
A lot of young guys here that have probably never heard the Man in Black sing that song…and no, not talking about Ozzy.
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn’t leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don’t blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me “Sue.”
Well, he must o’ thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a’ lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I’d get red
And some guy’d laugh and I’d bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain’t easy for a boy named “Sue.”
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I’d roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I’d search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I’d stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me “Sue.”
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue!’ How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!”
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a’ gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
I tell ya, I’ve fought tougher men
But I really can’t remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin’ at me and I saw him smile.
And he said: “Son, this world is rough
And if a man’s gonna make it, he’s gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn’t be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you’d have to get tough or die
And it’s the name that helped to make you strong.”
He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn’t blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I’m the son-of-a-bitch that named you “Sue.'”
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I’m gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name![/quote]
Written by Shel Silverstein. Same guy that wrote “Cover of the rolling stone” for Dr Hook. If you’ve never checked him out, he writes awesome twisted kids books. Puts Dr. Suess to shame.
I actually knew of a guy named Bart Mondragon.
And Testy is pretty badass, or Ray.
Beowulf.
Not a joke, I used to work with a guy named Richard Baduini (pronounced Bad-weinie). He would go by “Dick” though, so yeah, his name was Dick Baduini.
I also worked with a guy named Harry Crouch. His family must of had a sense of humor because he was actually Harry Crouch III.
Brock Landers or Chest Rockwell.
On a serious note, I’ve always thought that Irish name, Shaun, was quite virile and manly.
D
Throckmorton P. Readygore
The “P” stands for any smartass or badass thing you can think of (An old D&D name a friend used [allot])
He-man? LOL
My son’s name will be the manliest name in existence.
My name is Artem Maydan. His name shall be Iron Maydan.
[quote]TQB wrote:
Wimps!
The unbeatable trio is:
Erik Bloodaxe
Thorfinn Skullsplitter
and MY FAVOURITE
Eiving Skaldaspillir (Eyvind the Slayer of Poets)[/quote]
That are some proper names! Add to the list �?ór/Thor and VÃkingur/Viking and you are good.
[quote]Artem wrote:
His name shall be Iron Maydan.
[/quote]
Best.name.
Please tell me you have a brother or brother-in-law named “Eddie”.
Dirk Rockshank
[quote]Pretzel Logic wrote:
The NFL is a good place for manly names to end up. Dexter Manley(come on), Takeo Spikes, Sam Gash, Sterling Sharpe, Joe Montana, and the best, Mack Strong.
On the boy named sue side there’s Dick Butkus. Couldn’t have a gayer name, couldn’t be a tougher, better player. I think Wolfgang Van Halen is pretty manly too.[/quote]
Butkis sucks these days, more like “Butt-kisser”…
He’s jumped on the fanatic anti-AAS/PED brainwashing jihad, using his name to lend “credibility”…(For details go the “War on Testosterone: Dispatches from the frontlines” thread)…
How about:
Maximus Wang.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Sue[/quote]
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I know a kid called Judge (insert random Maori surname). He’s was like 200 pound and 5"11 at 12 years old. I think his name suited him incredibly well.
I also know a guy called Conan.
I think we can agree that those are both very manly names.