The Manliest Names

I’ve always thought Mason is a strong name. That’s what I named my son.

Wimps!

The unbeatable trio is:

Erik Bloodaxe
Thorfinn Skullsplitter

and MY FAVOURITE

Eiving Skaldaspillir (Eyvind the Slayer of Poets)

A friend of mine was talking about a big, tough badass dude she knew, who nobody would dare fuck with, named Griffin Powers. Now that’s a manly name.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
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I don’t think some of our younger posters can appreciate your contribution here.

I still hate that name!

from wikipedia
Dave ‘Tiger’ Williams
The next season, 1980�??81, in Vancouver, Tiger scored a career high of 35 goals and 62 points while amassing a league leading 343 penalty minutes in 77 games. The 343 penalty minutes would be the third highest of his career. Amazingly, those 35 goals were the most by any Canuck that year.
(he also ‘might’ have tried to bite off a guy’s ear way before Mike Somebody did it.

I also know a Dan Stone, whose name belongs in a Dirk Pitt Novel.
We had a Phuc Ngo in high school who TRIED to change his name to Tom or Steve or something.

Ulysses T. Maximus

Dirk Pitt

Sexy hispanic cab driver: “What is your name?”

Bruce Willis: “Butch”

Sexy hispanic cab driver: “Butch… What does it mean?”

Bruce Willis: “I’m American honey. Our names don’t mean shit”

Derek Flint…

The NFL is a good place for manly names to end up. Dexter Manley(come on), Takeo Spikes, Sam Gash, Sterling Sharpe, Joe Montana, and the best, Mack Strong. On the boy named sue side there’s Dick Butkus. Couldn’t have a gayer name, couldn’t be a tougher, better player. I think Wolfgang Van Halen is pretty manly too.

Rock Hudson

Lumber Jack
Wolf Blitzer
Al Armstrong
Chuck Norris

Gritt Snapcrank

Slab Steelarm

Slate Fizzlehead

Buff Rusttank

Surge Beefbreaker

Dirk Rigjack

Crack Steelsmasher

Hack Plankchopper

Shiv Squathammer

Clash Swordmeat

Grapple Speediron

Crud Lashcrunch

Beak Torkjager

Dirk Fisthammer

Hank Meataxe

Ron Tugnutt

Dick Pound

Max Hedron

[quote]Der Candy wrote:
Ferrus Manus.[/quote]

Duckin’ A. How’s a guy with that manly of a name get dropped by a wussy-ass “Fulgrim?”

Hugh G. Rekshen

From the world of NHL (professional ice hockey)…

Miroslav Satan

Darius Kasparitis (first name: savage dictator, last name: sounds like a lethal infection)

Ron Tugnutt

Rip Buttsnort

I have a friend who’s cousin is on that list.

Brock Samson

Millenium Falcon