The Manliest Names


Sonny Sixkiller

Former Washington quarterback.

I always thought the name was beyond cool!

Mufasa

I met a guy in the Navy named Crazythunder. No shit

Burt…

I knew a woman called Donner Cockram.

Saw a lineman for a college football team a few years ago - last name was Stonebreaker.

Sonny Sixkiller, how could I forget. Indian(feather) names where the old meets the new can produce some pretty badass names.

Rocco Jones. With a name like that you have to grow up to be a boxer from the 20’s.

CCH Pounder…

Too bad it’s a chick, but this has to be the manliest name I’ve seen in awhile.

I know that there is an O-Lineman for the Cowboys with the last name Columbo.

Chuck Steak

If only Teddy Bruschi went by Ted.

Wolfgang von Kriegensberg

But friends call him Wolf von Blitzkrieg

“Dr. 90210”

Maximus Decimus Meridius

“Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.”

thats actually a realy gay name.

Headmaster at my kids’ school is Tommy Gunn.

Wanderlei Silva- synonym: Neanderthal

Hulk Hogan

Great names I’ve run across:

Phil Steele

William Wallace

Marco Toro

Slaughter (I forget his first name but with a last name like that…)

The best names I can think of off the top of my head is either Max Baer (pronounced “bear”) who was heavyweight champion in the 1930s or Will Sampson who was an actor (he was the Native American patient that escapes in the movie “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”)

My new favorite . . .

Wolf the Quarrelsome

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/quarrelsome.html

[quote]Sentoguy wrote:
How about:

Maximus Wang.[/quote]

I am afraid that any prey he pulled in based on his name would be sorely (or perhaps not sorely at all) disappointed in the contradiction between name and content.

How about Richard Biggs?

A: Hi, what’s your name?

B: My name is Biggs, Richard Biggs, but my friends call me Dick, Dick Biggs.