The Man Above Thread

^^ carried on this fucking dumb insult both people above you pattern. Obviously has problems with originality.

^has abandoment issues, as seen in his avatar with his “friends” climbing a tree to escape him as for unknown reasons ^ is reaching towards his crotch

^ is having a fantasy about my crotch. Mixed feelings here, a bit scared, a bit excited…

^ scared because its the first time someone might touch his crotch and excited because its the first time someone might touch his crotch.

^Not scared when dudes touch his crotch, because he’s used to it, though he does get very excited.

^He’s the guy touching the other two blokes’ crotches

^was buttfucked by Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime.

^ Can now take up residence in short’s butthole

^ has the new cool angled mirror look going down in his avatar. That’s the fashion in all the mags…

^ Has the whole new “Black-hole” face going on It’s quite popular with sex pests.

^ fuckin idiot! If he’d read earlier in the thread he’d know the REAL REASON why my face is blacked out.

^It’s not blacked out, it was eaten off by an enormous space anomaly. ie when he was reciprocating with ^^'s mother

fuck yeah, getting in on the trend

^^ Fucking tool assumes I’m really that interested in finding out the real reason

^Tsk tsk two posts in this thread and we’re already getting angry with someone :stuck_out_tongue:
Fails at understanding we’re all joking here. Cept GluteusGigantis of course, he’s just jerk lol

^ I have seen the error In my ways Larizard I am thoroughly ashamed of myself :wink:
And you are all gay, as well as him below ha ha

^Trying to re-start that person below shit. Stick to the rules Mr. I jerk off left handed so that arm is bigger

^ Just pissed of because his bikes only got one wheel and no handlebars, also thinking about stealing that car.

^Wishes he could ride a bike with one wheel and no handlebars, obviously just not that skilled. Also doesn’t understand that here in Australia we don’t need to steal cars, and don’t have an excuse cause we aren’t drunk all the time.

Just most…

^ Here in N.Ireland joy riding is a considered a national sport, he’s still pissed of at them hoods in the car breaking his bike and stealing his shirt

^Started training to try to avoid being the victim of his county’s national sport. Over and over and over again.