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^ Doesn’t limit his cum swallowing because he supplements with HCL 2.0 for improved protein digestion and absorbtion.
^His only protein source is cum which he gets from his job blowing fat people, which coincidentally leads to his diet being also rich in fats and carbs, leaving his money to spend on the dental work he needs to keep his job. It’s a very vicious cycle.
^ Wants to come in 50/50 as partners in my business venture.
^Knows we agreed on 60/40 my favour when he was drunk, trying to stooge me out of the deal. Cause he’s a jerk
^ got ^^ drunk so he could use his unicycle on him while he was passed out. However, by the power of greyskull, the unicycle turned into battlecat who merged with the wizard of Oz to form RAPE-UR-SOREASS, an all powerful transformer which proceded to make ^ ass very, very sore.
^Has way, way too much time on his hands.
^Has way too much cum in his pants.
^ has way to little penis in his pants.
^ has loads of penis in his pants. The bad news…
^ none of them are his
^ makes Al Gore ashamed of the phrase “tree hugger”
^ is my favorite tree
^ is planning on gang raping me with his homies.
<for some reason thinks ^is a woman, which makes all penis jokes pretty unfunny. ^has a penis, just a really small one.
^ made <'s head explode with the last post about ^^ who is a fucking loser
^Made ^^'s head explode. The little head. He loved it.
^ no one has ever made his little head explode, because no one will go near it.
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^ wants sloppy seconds.