^ burns off penises of people who challenge him. And as much as I respect naked aggression, he’s still a fucking loser.
^burnt his own face and penis off, along with those of his friends in a tragic smelting accident, as evidenced by his avatar
^ now that GG has lost his face and penis, is going to jump into the river to end his life.
^ will perform a transplant for my lost face and penis by removing ^^. ^^ won’t be using them for anything, actually I’d rather just have the burnt off face than be recognized for ^^, and hey, a tiny penis is better than a burnt off one.
^ had me perform the face and penis transplant, but I misunderstood. He now has a penis for a face… a very small penis.
^apparently likes pics being taken while he poses with a big piece of wood in order to make up for his tiny, but not burnt off penis
^prefers a tiny penis, because it hurts his bum when they are big.
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^ prefers big dicks 'cause he loves their size.
^ does not have a big dick.
^ Has a 3rd degree burns where his dick should be and a small dick on his face.
^ did good surgery, I get applauded by all the ladies for my fantastic work down below now-a-days. Blowing a load from the face is a bit different though, and wearing undies over my face during the day is causing problems driving…
^ doesn’t seem to mind the surgery mishap, but finds it awkward to blow his nose in public now.
^ follows me around cleaning up the dribble…(yes, I went there)
^Dribbles cum from his face on a regular basis, and that says it all.
^Likes this thread so much he wants to take it behind the school and get it pregnant
^That’s what happened to his girlfriend and he’s still cut up about it. Seriously dude she said she was on the pill!
^believes X is a proper form of birth control
^Doesn’t believe it worked. Why do you think you don’t have any more brothers or sisters?
^ is the dingo who stole Lindy Chamberlain’s baby!!! Fucking loser.