^ gives ^^ reach-arounds to keep him motivated for work.
^Doesn’t give reach arounds. That’s why he lost all his whores.
^ takes pictures of young boys to use in his avatar, sick fuck. Probably lure them back to your house with candy as well you sicko!!! Hope elusive realizes you’re just working as his whore so you can find more victims!!!
^Is the father of said boys, doesn’t realise it yet.
^ has way too much time on his hands & trains to ride a unibike…wtf!
^He’s actually jealous because he’s got neither the time on his hands or the skill to ride a unicycle. And he doesn’t realise that ‘unibike’ is one hell of a misnomer.
^Charges $10 for a bj, $12 for a hj, and $15 for a ZJ
^Knows what a ZJ is, and still can’t afford it.
^Knows from experience because he thinks those prices are outrageous for the quality of service he got last time
^Sits in the corners of alleyways evaluating other peoples “experiences” making data sheets and graphs
^Sits on rooftops evaluating those in alleyways who are assessing my experiences, and that’s straight up wierd to the 3rd.
^extrapolates others jokes because he’s too dimwitted to formulate his own insult … and also can’t spell weird correctly.
^too dimwitted to appreciate the extrapolation of others jokes.
^Appreciates more than ^^^'s jokes.
^ Doesn’t appreciate anything because hes a spoiled rotten ape. Fucking loser.
^starts a thread with the sole purpose of making fun of other people, but takes everything personally when something is said about him. Also continues to cheaply increase his post count. Not living true to his name
^ pretends to be observant, but really is a fucking loser!
^still looks better with a banjo…
^^ is creative and unpredictable (/sarcasm)
^ reasons for no avatar: lacks self-identity, self-esteem and a penis.