^ old man should have wiped you on the sheets
Impregnated a Small koala whilst frolocking through the woods of Australia thinking he was an animal
^does no good at killing people since he’s a frozen ninja
^ watched the whole thing witout being caught cuz of his ninja sneeking skills, than masturbating while thinking about it
^ Caught the load
Masturbates in public because of his wild Frolocking days in the woods of Australia
<has to poo
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^‘Slipped’ on a cherry blase, fell inside his own mother’s vagina, and had a stealth wank, impregating her
^is obviously obsessed with penis
^ Mighty Mouse takes it in the butt from Mickey Mouse
^ thinks about mice having secks
^is still pregnant?!!!
^makes her cat do all her typing for her
^better put some clothes on before elusive shows up with his duct tape.
<why are my posts taking 20 minutes to appear making my look slow…godfuckingdamnit!!
^ still slow
^^my = me
^still hasn’t touched boobs
^ surgically added a sixth finger to touch boobs with more efficiency.