^Got caught butt naked with a baby tiger and peanut butter smeared on his nipples by Chris Hansen’s “To Catch a Predator” show.
^ has just lost the respect of anyone who counts for watching Chris Hansen’s ‘To Catch a Predator’
^god damn he’s creative
^wishes he was the baby tiger
^puts mighty mouse in his pants and duct tapes all the possible exits until he gets his job done
^you mum gets the job done
^Girlfriend nicknamed his little penis ‘Mighty Mouse’
^doesnt have a girlfriend
^what kind of come back is that?
^Ex-Girlfriend just texted him ‘I found another person, don’t need you’
^wishes his ex-girlfriend didnt put a restraining order on him, becuase he kept breaking in and stealing used tampons from the bin
^sounds like you replaced your story saying it was his
^ thinks it sounds like a good idea
^and will show me how to pick locks and how to choose the best bloody tampons
^really does have a mouse in his pants, but mighty it aint
^ wants to take that mouse and put it in his bum for pleasure
^his sixth finger is actually his penis…its true if you dont use it you lose it
^ is now worried he will lose his penis
^Was the result of Crocodile Dundee impregnating a small koala
^wears clothes 2 sizes too small so that his half-inch cock is outlined in his jeans-short combo. Pure queerbait.