^ stands naked in front of the mirror with his sack tucked back and says, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard”
^apparently hates Tom Servo
^Is a very nice and intelligent young man who seems like he probably has a lot of friends in real life who hang out with him for cocktails after work.
^likes intelligent little boys and “feeds them” information with his skin straw
^ has figured out what a skin straw is and wonders why he doesn’t have one.
^knows too much info about ^^.
^ his cat is actually dead and he had it stuffed but left a small hole under the tail that he could play with when bored.
^plays with his own little hole any chance he gets.
^ So? you want in?
Umm…I’ll pass, thanks.
^is bummmed!!
^into MMF with F=Feline
(removed)
^ Screen name is the periodic element for “the ghey.”
^ His avatar is the closest thing he could get to a Nude Male BB model avatar.
^ Has a nude avatar, without the BB part.
<second’s ^ about 001 ghey periodic avatar
^ has massive boobage in avatar becuz massive boobage is always good
^ previous name was ucallthatsalmon
^Farted.
^sharted