^pm’d me to borrow it for the weekend
^offered the “real deal” instead of the probe
is bearing down on it in the photo, ooohhh…
is bearing down on it in the photo, ooohhh…
Steals designer bras from MAcy’s and then puts them on in the privacy of his own home when he thinks no one is watching but really, his hot neighbor named Brittany and me video tape it and put it on youtube. (Look it up if you don’t believe me)
^lets Brittany paint his finger nails and toe nails before he goes out in drag for his “night job”
^ doesn’t even believe himself.
^ doesn’t believe that he was too slow to post correctly.
(had to edit’ lol) ^ wishes this was a cock!
^since there was no “^” next to his statement we must all assume that he wishes that was a cock … coincidentally he is into some sick gypsy granny porn if he wishes that was a cock … either that or some sick dismemberment porn
(LOL!)
to go with your collection
^for the last time I DO not want to borrow your butt plugs, sicko
^ doesn’t use “second hand” butt plugs.
^ measuring up for a giant butt plug just to see if its big enough for the abyss of a hole he has in his animal print g-string
^THE TECHNO VIKING
^hey honey!
have you seen my nipple tassels?
^ can’t find his nipple tassels.
^ cuz you are waearing them!
^Can’t stand to be naked ever since the incident with his drunk uncle (who isn’t really related but is an old friend of his father’s who disappeared for 6 weeks one summer when he was 12 only to return a VERY different person who didn’t speak to anyone for 3 years before his first words were “No more clown suit!” so they call him “Uncle Petey”) at the family reunion after walking in on his mom getting made air-tight by 3 migrant workers from El Salvador after his father pimped her out for $25 and a box of Dutch Master’s cigarillos.
^ is his own grandpa