^ longs for an angry cock to “know”
^ knows many long, angry cocks
^ Laid an egg… before it hatched and a silkie was out.
( sex with an egg is quite possible if you are really sick)
^ looks like the kind of man that would cut off a chicken’s head, stick his dick in it, fuck it…and go “Aah”. ^ will not get the movie I just referenced.
^ fucks his ass with Baby Ruth’s because the nugget & caramel get so warm inside. ^ Doubles his pleasure by eating ass fucked candy bar.
^ preferrs Milky Ways over Baby Ruths because the nuts aggrivate his hemorrhoids
^ will do anyone for a Klondike bar.
^ fondles a Klondike bar with his anus.
^ Would make use his shit to make mars bar sauce.^ Also might mix in some piss for the dough.
^ English. It challenges him. So does hiding his sexual urges towards trannies.
^ 1451 posts later, a funny one. No ball gag for ^ tonight.
^ can’t get it up without the ball gag
^ prefers to be gagged with a fat shaft rather than just the balls in his mouth.
^ is also known as “Gimp”