^ fears competition and having his own lack of humor exposed…along with his beastiality fetish
^ Likes exposing himself period.
^Does not deny beastiality fetish
^^ jealous because he has nothing to expose. ^ does not deny his Asian boy fetish
^Posts multiple remarks in one attempt, to compensate for small penis size
Owls don’t complain about ^'s penis size.
^ insults others about their penal size to compensate for the depth of his vagina
^ doesn’t like vaginas.
^ masturbates to pictures of the Pope while dreaming of being raped by a boys choir.
^ misses his days in the boys’ choir, and aspires to become Pope one day.
^ wishes he were in a boys’ choir so that he could rape ^^ (that and the thought of being molested by a preist arouses him)
^ masturbates to Charlton Heston in the Ten Commandments, wants a rod to “spread his red sea”
^ masturbates to videos of oompa loompa orgies
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^ masturbates to videos of oompa loompa orgies
^ collects pictures of pee wee herman
^ and ^^ need illustrations and video to insult someone. Weak.
^^ and ^^^ big fans of 4chan and fapping with pedobear
^ secretly hopes that they don’t ask to borrow HIS pedobear (which “bears” a striking resemblence to C"Bear") because he can’t “bear” the thought of going one night without it.
^ is an angry cock. ^^ doesn’t mind letting ^ borrow his pedobear.
^ has angry cock on his mind