The Man Above Thread 2.0

^^ Without hesitation took the offer (actually did it for free) and after he “came” he did that little gay chicken dance like his avatar as a bonus web cam show. Sick fuck.

Edit: ^ Beat me to it but fuck it, he also got in the show for free.

^ is too slow

^ Your too slow.

^ Your mom is too slow.

^ Your generation and ancestors.

^ and ^^ wanted to watch me jerk off and answered a craigslist ad… lol now they are fighting for who gets to fuck my sister

^ Took out the pic of him kissing his sister because he was too butt sore from this thread.

^ wrote a book abut being butt sore. It was entitle, How to tuck your hemorrhoids back in after shoving gerbils in your ass

^ was the test subject for all the experiments and discoveries.

^ got the idea because he was abducted by aliens who proceeded to test the elasticity of his colon

^ is angry because he wishes he was a turkey.

^ is angry because ^^ isn’t a turkey

^is doing a chicken dance with the wall.nice.

^was masturbating with his right hand while watching the fireplace and asked his mom to take a photo

^plays little richard songs while jerking off to gay porn

^ (sergeant Queer) like to play little Richard songs while jerking off to gay porn.

^ needs to improve his chicken dance

^ is constantly finding an avatar nobody makes fun of

^ is just jealous because my sister looked at his dick and laughed so hard she almost died, so I changed avatars because the other bitches was gittin mad LOL and I almost had to smak a ho - bitch begged me not to LOL (no gay) I almost took da ho down with a scissors knee bar 'n shit! LMAO!!!

^ changed avatars because his sister is getting down with me