^ felt weird after world war 2, when the side he was cheering for lost the war.
^ is a lumpy piece of quail shit that takes participates in daily anal fisting with his redneck retard lover, Bubba.
To ^'s credit, he does enjoy fine literature.
^ Is a dirty redneck hick.
^^ just made me spit coffee all over my keyboard and monitor at work while the ceo was standing next to my desk…god damn it I’m gonna get fired
^ Had to suck his CEO’s cock to avoid getting fired
^ IS a cock. Figuratively and literally.
^ sucked his way to 7 promotions in 3 months…he’s now the CEO
^didn’t understand why his kids look mixed,until he realized I’m not his girl’s friend from Bible study
^ thinks he’s a fucking ghey vampire who wants to put his ‘imaginary’ gf on prohormones so she can grow a dick and butt secks him
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
^ thinks he’s a fucking ghey vampire who wants to put his ‘imaginary’ gf on prohormones so she can grow a dick and butt secks him [/quote]
lol, ^ those are his boobs in his avatar, he just sent me a message and wants my girlfriend to titfuck him with her new dick
^ is into fucking ghey vampires who gets butt secks from gfs
^ just missed out by three minutes but doesn’t understand how ^^ gf can titfuck ^^^ with a dick. (
[quote]CainMarko wrote:
^ just missed out by three minutes but doesn’t understand how ^^ gf can titfuck ^^^ with a dick. ([/quote]
^ is so perplexed
^ crams tennis balls up his ass on top of his house in the middle of the night while playing Howie Mandel routines at 130db. Seriously, wtf is up with you?
^ masturbates while watching ^^ cram tennis balls up his arse
^Is just jealous because he doesn’t have a dick to masturbate with.
^ is a chronic masturbateur. He secretly wishes he had two dicks (he has two hands, after all…)
^ wishes ^^ had two dick so he can jerk them off
^ just posted and ad on craigslist asking to watch someone jerk off
^ responded to the ad.