Prof X I hate you but can I see a back double bi, oiled, so I can see… erm… how far I need to progress to beat you (all natty 4eva)?
thx fag
ProX once told me I was small and needed to eat a hamburger! I stopped eating hamburgers all together and swore off ground beef just to spite him and prove how dumb he is. I’ve lost 10 lbs since. =(
Damn you PROX!! DAMN YOU!!!
I haven’t been here long enough to hate on X. And he pretty much weighs as much as two of me taped together. Also, my steaks are now more awesome. He has never been a prick to me, but if I said something really fucking stupid, I’d expect it. He says what we all think.
SEMI-RELEVANT PICTURE TO A PREVIOUS POST!
Fuck you all, it makes me laugh.
[quote]anonym wrote:
It is impossible to truly “hate” on Professor X.
He is too imaginative. Exhibit A: this thread. No one - No One - NO ONE - has ever done this type of thing before. Just ask rainjack.
He is too awesome. Exhibit B: every single post of his. No one on the Internet has the balls to allude to such a fact in nearly every single post unless it is absolutely true.
He is omnipresent. Exhibit C: his join date and post count. He has been around since the beginning and will be God damned if he doesn’t offer his imaginative, awesome opinion on every topic across the forum. He is one of the few people here I legitimately believe clicks on every single thread that gets created… and why not? Even if he has nothing to add, he can still make douchily pretentious references about people needing to buy biology textbooks, being licensed to cut people open on a regular basis, getting stared at, or needing crayons to properly get his point across for us.
He is a master debater. Exhibit D: attached. This is why he is such a prolific and respected authority in the PWI forum.
His shit doesn’t stink. But the breath of all the people with their lips on his ass does.
He has remarkably good taste, especially regarding movies. He is extremely lenient with what constitutes a good flick, making him fun to talk cinema with… unless you disagree with him, in which case you either have shitty taste in movies or simply “don’t get” the point of what you watched (this also lobs the ball for him to make a crayon-related comment).
Worst (or best?) of all… he understands that manatees have better taste in comedy than the creators of Baseketball, making him prefer Family Guy to South Park.
I’m sure there’s more, but I’ve done my share.[/quote]
hahaha
Whenever im at the gym at the same time as Prof, he only lets me use the pink dumbbells. Damn you X!
Damn, I missed all of this! Fuck.
[quote]anonym wrote:
It is impossible to truly “hate” on Professor X.
He is too imaginative. Exhibit A: this thread. No one - No One - NO ONE - has ever done this type of thing before. Just ask rainjack.
He is too awesome. Exhibit B: every single post of his. No one on the Internet has the balls to allude to such a fact in nearly every single post unless it is absolutely true.
He is omnipresent. Exhibit C: his join date and post count. He has been around since the beginning and will be God damned if he doesn’t offer his imaginative, awesome opinion on every topic across the forum. He is one of the few people here I legitimately believe clicks on every single thread that gets created… and why not? Even if he has nothing to add, he can still make douchily pretentious references about people needing to buy biology textbooks, being licensed to cut people open on a regular basis, getting stared at, or needing crayons to properly get his point across for us.
He is a master debater. Exhibit D: attached. This is why he is such a prolific and respected authority in the PWI forum.
His shit doesn’t stink. But the breath of all the people with their lips on his ass does.
He has remarkably good taste, especially regarding movies. He is extremely lenient with what constitutes a good flick, making him fun to talk cinema with… unless you disagree with him, in which case you either have shitty taste in movies or simply “don’t get” the point of what you watched (this also lobs the ball for him to make a crayon-related comment).
Worst (or best?) of all… he understands that manatees have better taste in comedy than the creators of Baseketball, making him prefer Family Guy to South Park.
I’m sure there’s more, but I’ve done my share.[/quote]
Lol, this was good.
HAS ANYBODY FUCKING REALIZED WHAT A PROFESSORX-COCKSUCKING-FEST THIS HAS TURNED INTO?
THAT SHOULD DO
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
HAS ANYBODY FUCKING REALIZED WHAT A PROFESSORX-COCKSUCKING-FEST THIS HAS TURNED INTO?
THAT SHOULD DO[/quote]
Do you also sparkle in the sunlight…like Professor X’s favorite movie character. Oh gotcha 'fessor!
I remember two times I made rebuttals to your comments and both times you had a diva bitch-fit and didn’t address my points, most likely because you agreed with them and didn’t want to permit one teeny dent in your titanic ego. Correct me if I’m wrong.
I’m not being a dick, it’s just that you seem to have literally the largest i-ego I’ve ever come across and when I see you saying things I disagree with…I point them out.
I’m not a ‘x hater’ (although thats very perez of you). Please respond to this post without calling me an idiot and then dismissing it completely, I’m not trying to hurt your feelings, just trying to have a convo.
[quote]Mackk wrote:
I remember two times I made rebuttals to your comments and both times you had a diva bitch-fit and didn’t address my points, most likely because you agreed with them and didn’t want to permit one teeny dent in your titanic ego. Correct me if I’m wrong. I’m not being a dick, it’s just that you seem to have literally the largest i-ego I’ve ever come across and when I see you saying things I disagree with…I point them out.
I’m not a ‘x hater’ (although thats very perez of you). Please respond to this post without calling me an idiot and then dismissing it completely, I’m not trying to hurt your feelings, just trying to have a convo.[/quote]
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Damn, I missed all of this! Fuck.
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Who the fuck is that in your avatar…
anonym, this is going to come off a little bit homo, but at 6:30 in the morning I dont really care.
All of your posts are hilarious, concise, well-written and well thought out. You consistently place in the Top 5 of my arbitrary list of favorite posters.
Dick Fountain
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Dick Fountain
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Awesome.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Oh yea…[/quote]
Lol…nice!
Nice job Andrew … I betcha Julian would’ve never been able to do that…
Since that was pretty easy and Julian is widely accepted as being a tool, you must be calling me a tool.
…
No fucking steak ice cream for you!
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]Mackk wrote:
I remember two times I made rebuttals to your comments and both times you had a diva bitch-fit and didn’t address my points, most likely because you agreed with them and didn’t want to permit one teeny dent in your titanic ego. Correct me if I’m wrong. I’m not being a dick, it’s just that you seem to have literally the largest i-ego I’ve ever come across and when I see you saying things I disagree with…I point them out.
I’m not a ‘x hater’ (although thats very perez of you). Please respond to this post without calling me an idiot and then dismissing it completely, I’m not trying to hurt your feelings, just trying to have a convo.[/quote]
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i lol’ed