In Houston there’s a lifter named PX,
All day and all night he would flex,
While out on the town people would frown,
That guy’s to big to have sex!
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
In Houston there’s a lifter named PX,
All day and all night he would flex,
While out on the town people would frown,
That guy’s to big to have sex!
[/quote]
So you’re saying Prof.X is too boo koo??
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
In Houston there’s a lifter named PX,
All day and all night he would flex,
While out on the town people would frown,
That guy’s to big to have sex!
[/quote]
That’s not very good. You’re not trying to do Haiku are you? If so, you’ve gotta know what you’re doing with Haiku, it’s hard shit and that ain’t close.
People like you more than me =( Fucker! lol
No one likes you Petermus.
Here’s a haiku just for X:
Cheeseburger and steak,
No need for vegetables,
Supplements fiber.
EDIT: Shit this is a hate thread… urh, FUCK YOU X!!
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
In Houston there’s a lifter named PX,
All day and all night he would flex,
While out on the town people would frown,
That guy’s to big to have sex!
[/quote]
That’s not very good. You’re not trying to do Haiku are you? If so, you’ve gotta know what you’re doing with Haiku, it’s hard shit and that ain’t close.[/quote]
It’s a limeric bud and I know it’s crap, sheesh.
Here’s a better one
There once was a woman from Morton,
Who had a long tit and a short one,
On top of all that, she had a big hairy twat,
That fart’s like a 650 Noorton.
[quote]165StateChamp wrote:
anonym, this is going to come off a little bit homo, but at 6:30 in the morning I dont really care.
All of your posts are hilarious, concise, well-written and well thought out. You consistently place in the Top 5 of my arbitrary list of favorite posters. [/quote]
Aw, thanks, brother.
Of course, now it’s always going to be a little bit [at the very least] homo between us, but whatevsies.
When I first joined I thought X was a dick and just liked being an asshole.
Then after seeing the same stupid questions and arguments come up over and over again I finally started to understand why he was so blunt and thought he was all right.
Now I find out he is on creatine, fucking cheater. His muscles are fake and he is nothing more than a big bag of sarcoplasmic hypertrophy.
[quote]greggio wrote:
When I first joined I thought X was a dick and just liked being an asshole.
Then after seeing the same stupid questions and arguments come up over and over again I finally started to understand why he was so blunt and thought he was all right.
Now I find out he is on creatine, fucking cheater. His muscles are fake and he is nothing more than a big bag of sarcoplasmic hypertrophy.[/quote]
Scartoplastic Hyperwhatsies?
V
A dentist, he lifts
Mighty weights. Compensating.
His dick. A sad joke.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]greggio wrote:
Scartoplastic Hyperwhatsies
V[/quote]
breakfast cereal of champions
People need to realize that just because X is an authority on training info, doesn’t mean his views on other topics necessarily have any credibility. Although he will present them as if they are absolute, undeniable fact.
[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
People need to realize that just because X is an authority on training info, doesn’t mean his views on other topics necessarily have any credibility. Although he will present them as if they are absolute, undeniable fact. [/quote]
x2. His crusade on defending swallowing mass amounts of semen to improve eyesight was complete bullshit.
[quote]dshroy wrote:
[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
People need to realize that just because X is an authority on training info, doesn’t mean his views on other topics necessarily have any credibility. Although he will present them as if they are absolute, undeniable fact. [/quote]
x2. His crusade on defending swallowing mass amounts of semen to improve eyesight was complete bullshit.[/quote]
how much did you swallow before you realized you were being led astray?
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
[quote]dshroy wrote:
[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
People need to realize that just because X is an authority on training info, doesn’t mean his views on other topics necessarily have any credibility. Although he will present them as if they are absolute, undeniable fact. [/quote]
x2. His crusade on defending swallowing mass amounts of semen to improve eyesight was complete bullshit.[/quote]
how much did you swallow before you realized you were being led astray?
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Too much. Prof is an asshole.