You’re the Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson of this forum. Every time something about black people is said you jump on the person for mentioning it as if they hate black people. (excluding the incredibly racist ones, it makes sense to say something about those)
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You know I’ve really tried to serve that function. It might be all the white guilt but I feel like at least ever since Rohynn’s epic Black ex-boyfriend disqualification thread I’ve been the racial crusader. The professor always seems to jump in later on when the racism has really accumulated.[/quote]
He is too imaginative. Exhibit A: this thread. No one - No One - NO ONE - has ever done this type of thing before. Just ask rainjack.
He is too awesome. Exhibit B: every single post of his. No one on the Internet has the balls to allude to such a fact in nearly every single post unless it is absolutely true.
He is omnipresent. Exhibit C: his join date and post count. He has been around since the beginning and will be God damned if he doesn’t offer his imaginative, awesome opinion on every topic across the forum. He is one of the few people here I legitimately believe clicks on every single thread that gets created… and why not? Even if he has nothing to add, he can still make douchily pretentious references about people needing to buy biology textbooks, being licensed to cut people open on a regular basis, getting stared at, or needing crayons to properly get his point across for us.
He is a master debater. Exhibit D: attached. This is why he is such a prolific and respected authority in the PWI forum.
His shit doesn’t stink. But the breath of all the people with their lips on his ass does.
He has remarkably good taste, especially regarding movies. He is extremely lenient with what constitutes a good flick, making him fun to talk cinema with… unless you disagree with him, in which case you either have shitty taste in movies or simply “don’t get” the point of what you watched (this also lobs the ball for him to make a crayon-related comment).
Worst (or best?) of all… he understands that manatees have better taste in comedy than the creators of Baseketball, making him prefer Family Guy to South Park.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Why post pictures when at this stage? I would never have done that…because I would have considered myself a rank newbie if that was as far as I had gotten.
That isn’t an insult either, I just don’t understand the mentality lately that causes so many of you to think minimal progress deserves a stage or that the rest of us would find that interesting.
If either of you have trained for longer than 2 years, you need to stop what you are doing and learn what goals are and how to reach them.
Seriously.
Sorry if that hurts. [/quote]
From another thread. I cried so hard I got a huge pump in my crying muscles. Then I realized that I dont cry because I’m a man and I really just got a huge pump in my arms from punching my screen.
Someone asked for pictures.
So I went to the store to get some steak and it was all gone. That can only mean one thing. ‘X’ was there. I fuckin hate you all mighty cow Galacticus. cause of you I ended up eating an entire package of sausages and gained 10 lbs.
“In future, if someone asks you to give them a critique of their work dont rip out their gizzards and hold it in front of their face. What are you? What do you know? What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So theres a layer of respect admittedly for your truthfulness peppered with hate. Hateful respect.” GHTTG
[quote]Vegita wrote:
You’re a fuckin dentists, You cause pain for a living, and aside from Rockula, no one likes that shit. Why don’t you take that drill, turn it on, and shove it up your ass.
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I had sex with a woman today. The response when all was done was, “you’re done?! I didn’t even know you started!!”.
Naaah, I take more pain away than I cause.[/quote]
