The 'I HATE Prof X' Thread

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[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]165StateChamp wrote:
anonym, this is going to come off a little bit homo, but at 6:30 in the morning I dont really care.

All of your posts are hilarious, concise, well-written and well thought out. You consistently place in the Top 5 of my arbitrary list of favorite posters. [/quote]

Aw, thanks, brother.

Of course, now it’s always going to be a little bit [at the very least] homo between us, but whatevsies.[/quote]

As long as at least 50% of our posts to each other are straight, we’re fine. Right now, we’re at 33%. I’ll straighten this up a little bit…

Grilling!
Beer!
Lifting weights!
Boobs!

This post is now not homo.

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Professor X killed my mother and raped my father.

…wait a second…

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Limeric > haiku.

BBB[/quote]

YES!

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who’s cock was so big he could suck it,
He said with a grin, while wiping his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!

oldie but a goodie/hi-jack.

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In best Rocky Balboa voice

anything else you’d like to say
“Yeah he’s the greatest”

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Texas needs to change its state motto to “Don’t mess with Morgantown”

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Only 2 things come out of texas…[/quote]

Beyonce and screwed rap songs?[/quote]

All things considered, still a win on the B

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Limeric > haiku.

BBB[/quote]

There was a young man from Wales
Who spent many years chasing tales
He swore he loved chicks
But secretly sucked dicks
His life the most epic of fails.

I got poetry skillz in all forms.

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Stuffing cock in a sock is just fine,

And a coat sleev of fur is divine,

But a Highlander lass

will say with a gasp

that sheeps ass

with no gas

is Sublime!

Hows that?

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[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
In Houston there’s a lifter named PX,

All day and all night he would flex,

While out on the town people would frown,

That guy’s to big to have sex!

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That’s not very good. You’re not trying to do Haiku are you? If so, you’ve gotta know what you’re doing with Haiku, it’s hard shit and that ain’t close.[/quote]

It’s a limeric bud and I know it’s crap, sheesh.

[/quote]

Sorry, my bad.

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Estrogen tested sky high,
Testosterone so low he might die,
Rubbing his sore nipples,
Damn those sad weight lifting liberals,
Poor guys why do they even try.

am i doing it right?!?!

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The reason I hate Professor X
Is that dentists, my teeth they do vex
I feel hardly sane
Due to extreme pain
Despite Novocaine in excess!

Seriously, fuck you.

Fuck you and that bullshit about ‘Oh, maybe you have an extra nerve.’

Fuck you for acting all surprised and innocent like it’s my fault.

Fuck you and your nose-hair and coffee-breath and worthless anesthetics.

Asshole.

I don’t like dentists. I have sensitive teeth. And feelings.

And genital herpes.

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I think Prof X is great. Can’t think of a single flaw.

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[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
I think Prof X is great. Can’t think of a single flaw.[/quote]

See, this is the response of a man who has a crazy girlfriend. His friends tell him and he’s like “she perfect, bro”.

Prof must give amazing blowjays.

I bet he licks balls and fingers you as he deepthroats your cock and swallows your cum.

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What’s the first thing that comes to your mind x?

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[quote]worzel wrote:
What’s the first thing that comes to your mind x?

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[quote]hungry4more wrote:

[quote]worzel wrote:
What’s the first thing that comes to your mind x?

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Lol way to kill the thread formatting!

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I know wtf? Didn’t realize it was so easy to fool the forums here. Bahahahahaha!

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Fixed it. Fuck I’m smart :slight_smile: