[quote]DJHT wrote:
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/machete/machete-to-evoke-a-race-war
This dude needs to get a grip, its a fucking movie. [/quote]
OH mannnnnn, REally, Really??? They’re going to make this chop-suey Super Campy movie into some Race War Starter?..Who is this Guy??
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/machete/machete-to-evoke-a-race-war
This dude needs to get a grip, its a fucking movie. [/quote]
OH mannnnnn, REally, Really??? They’re going to make this chop-suey Super Campy movie into some Race War Starter?..Who is this Guy?? [/quote]
I dont know, but man my my jaw actually dropped for the length of that thing. So what side of the fence should I go to since my wife is Mexican, her grandmother still lives in Mexico?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/machete/machete-to-evoke-a-race-war
This dude needs to get a grip, its a fucking movie. [/quote]
OH mannnnnn, REally, Really??? They’re going to make this chop-suey Super Campy movie into some Race War Starter?..Who is this Guy?? [/quote]
I dont know, but man my my jaw actually dropped for the length of that thing. So what side of the fence should I go to since my wife is Mexican, her grandmother still lives in Mexico? [/quote]
I kinda want to see how thos goes myself. I didn’t think it was going to do so well. But it seems to be scaring some people. HAHAHAHAAH now I must see it.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/machete/machete-to-evoke-a-race-war
This dude needs to get a grip, its a fucking movie. [/quote]
OH mannnnnn, REally, Really??? They’re going to make this chop-suey Super Campy movie into some Race War Starter?..Who is this Guy?? [/quote]
Nothing new here, scared white person trying to fear monger once again.
Lol @ abortion being liberal and sexy.
I’ve said it before in another thread about Machete … who gives a shit about the political undertone of this movie? If you really care about that shit then go see Julia Roberts get fat or go watch yet another shitty Drew Berrymore movie because your estrogen levels are on par with the target audience of those two movies…
This movie is unabashed badassery. Period.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
I’ve said it before in another thread about Machete … who gives a shit about the political undertone of this movie? If you really care about that shit then go see Julia Roberts get fat or go watch yet another shitty Drew Berrymore movie because your estrogen levels are on par with the target audience of those two movies…
This movie is unabashed badassery. Period.[/quote]
But Polo whites and Mexicans will be killing each other in the streets, “What about the children”. All because a movie made them realize the TRUTH. 
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Machete uses another man’s intestines to rappel down a building.
He has seen fit to mount a mini-gun on his motorcycle.
I will overlook his political views in lieu of his inherent awesomeness.[/quote]
X2.
I’m looking forward to another awesome Robert Rodriguez film, don’t really care much for the political undertones in the movie (real or imaginary). Cast includes Jessica Alba, I forget if that’s the Jessica I like the most.
Okay which one is the best for a cheat meal and I get to go watch this on Friday. I am leaning torwards the burger.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay which one is the best for a cheat meal and I get to go watch this on Friday. I am leaning torwards the burger.[/quote]
I got you on this. Time it just right, Have your girl buy tickets to Machete but make sure its at a theater that shows both Machete and Expendables. Check the listings and see if you can find a showing of Expendables that start 90min before Machette.
Step 1-Get a back pack and fill it with the triple cheese burger from wendy’s.
Step 2-Watch the last 30 min of the expendables and eat burgers
Step 3-Meet up with Girlfriend and head into Machete
Step 4-Try not to explode during movie.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Okay which one is the best for a cheat meal and I get to go watch this on Friday. I am leaning torwards the burger.[/quote]
I got you on this. Time it just right, Have your girl buy tickets to Machete but make sure its at a theater that shows both Machete and Expendables. Check the listings and see if you can find a showing of Expendables that start 90min before Machette.
Step 1-Get a back pack and fill it with the triple cheese burger from wendy’s.
Step 2-Watch the last 30 min of the expendables and eat burgers
Step 3-Meet up with Girlfriend and head into Machete
Step 4-Try not to explode during movie.[/quote]
Love this plan problems
^haahah, GOTCHA,
[quote]four60 wrote:
^haahah, GOTCHA, [/quote]
I just have to go alone which sucks, but we just moved to Houston a year ago. I have no friends locally and this is one of those movies you take a flask and really enjoy the movie.
HERE YOU GO. Take 30seconds of your time. WATCH this trailer. And then decide if you will have a gore fest good time this friday. Forget This 30 second clip should tell you everything you need to know about MACHETE.(PERIOD)!
Okay four60 took the wife she was off work, we both loved the movie. My wife asked afterwards what is wrong with her that she loves movies like this. She says all her friends would not be caught dead at a movie like this but she just loves the fight scenes and gun fighting. Also I saw on the military channel a show about Crews shotgun the thing is real. Saw it last year actually. Anyway movie is great just want I expected and cant wait until the next one.
^ Glad you an the Mrs enjoyed it. I liked it. It was sheer camp but that is what I expected. My main gripe might be that segal was not needed. Oh and I made a pit stop and did have a back pack with 4 double cheese burgers.
Sorry should have been more clear saw the Expendables with the wife, she just didnt like the trailer for Machete. That one I will have to see on my own or wait for the rental.
I did my part guys. Machete was good.