The Hitler 'Stache Challenge

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Okay, kids. I haven’t shaved in about four weeks. As such, I have a beard.

I have decided to shave this beard. However, it seems an awful shame to waste an opportunity, so I am going to shave all of my facial hair except for what grows directly under my nose. You may recognize this style, as made famous(infamous) by one Adolf Hitler. I hereby cordially invite you to join with me in the first ever T-Nation Hitler 'Stache Challenge.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to wear the Hitler 'stache (proudly) for as long as you can. The winner shall receive honor and glory, as well as likely social ostracization. You may shave existing hair to create the Hitler 'stache, or you may begin growing it at this time. The only rules are that the 'stache must not extend past the outer nostrils, and no other facial hair may be present. Length would ideally be around one quarter inch, but exactness is not necessary. You may post pictures/reactions/death threats, if you wish.

Jews get time and a half, so if you are a practicing Jew, wearing the Hitler 'stache for ten days counts as fifteen days. Nazis are not currently eligible to participate, due to socially acceptable Hitler worship.

Contest begins tonight at midnight.

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Almost forgot…

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or you may look like this guy

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or this guy

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or this guy

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I prefer James Bond Hitler, personally.

We must make the 'stache look appealing, Nards. Otherwise no one’s going to want to do my conteeeeeeeeessssstttt.

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HumfpUmhuhyum ack…

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Do it. Then post your pic.

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No thanks.

The challenge is one thing. Looking like a total douchebag is another.

But hey, if the shoe fits…

lol

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
No thanks.

The challenge is one thing. Looking like a total douchebag is another.

But hey, if the shoe fits…

lol[/quote]

Bitches LOVE douchebags.

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And I’d hate to ruin that fu man chu action you got, Dwarf.

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I’d bet my Fu Man Chu against your Adolf lint brush any day.

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What about the reverse hitler? Waaaaay cooler IMO

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[quote]therajraj wrote:
What about the reverse hitler? Waaaaay cooler IMO[/quote]

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perhaps a mutton chop challenge instead?

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[quote]Nards wrote:
perhaps a mutton chop challenge instead? [/quote]

Everyone knows mutton chops are badass.

Totally defeats the point.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
perhaps a mutton chop challenge instead? [/quote]

Everyone knows mutton chops are badass.

Totally defeats the point.[/quote]
I dont know about that. Ive seen several guys grow one out and they cant seem to pull it off.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:
What about the reverse hitler? Waaaaay cooler IMO[/quote]

AKA “the catfish”

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What about the Phil Jackson?

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Jews get time and a half, so if you are a practicing Jew, wearing the Hitler 'stache for ten days counts as fifteen days.
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Yeah, I be a hit during the upcoming high holidays.

I’d probably make it half way up to the shul before the old guys gun my ass down. (They all pack these days; sign of the times.)