The Hitler 'Stache Challenge

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Jews get time and a half, so if you are a practicing Jew, wearing the Hitler 'stache for ten days counts as fifteen days.
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Yeah, I be a hit during the upcoming high holidays.

I’d probably make it half way up to the shul before the old guys gun my ass down. (They all pack these days; sign of the times.)[/quote]

You would make it half way?

Are they getting soft or only myopic and arthritic?

[quote]Nards wrote:
or this guy[/quote]

Kitler.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
perhaps a mutton chop challenge instead? [/quote]

Everyone knows mutton chops are badass.

Totally defeats the point.[/quote]

How 'bout having the muttonchops but shaving the head? So it’s only muttonchops.

That would be more of a social challenge.

Sporting some socially inacceptable facial hair because it’s funny/ironic? There’s a hipster in our midst…

[quote]GoingViking wrote:
Sporting some socially inacceptable facial hair because it’s funny/ironic? There’s a hipster in our midst…[/quote]

You’re going to let one man ruin an entire mustache?

Shame on you.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]GoingViking wrote:
Sporting some socially inacceptable facial hair because it’s funny/ironic? There’s a hipster in our midst…[/quote]

You’re going to let one man ruin an entire mustache?

Shame on you.[/quote]
There’s also the consideration that there’s probably a reason that Hitler had no known predecessor with that mustache style.

Namely, it’s a crappy style.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]GoingViking wrote:
Sporting some socially inacceptable facial hair because it’s funny/ironic? There’s a hipster in our midst…[/quote]

You’re going to let one man ruin an entire mustache?

Shame on you.[/quote]

Consider it ruined.

[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]GoingViking wrote:
Sporting some socially inacceptable facial hair because it’s funny/ironic? There’s a hipster in our midst…[/quote]

You’re going to let one man ruin an entire mustache?

Shame on you.[/quote]
There’s also the consideration that there’s probably a reason that Hitler had no known predecessor with that mustache style.

Namely, it’s a crappy style.[/quote]

Destiny, brother.

Hitler had divine right to mustache.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]GoingViking wrote:
Sporting some socially inacceptable facial hair because it’s funny/ironic? There’s a hipster in our midst…[/quote]

You’re going to let one man ruin an entire mustache?

Shame on you.[/quote]

Consider it ruined.[/quote]

That’s not a mustache. He just missed a spot shaving.

[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:

There’s also the consideration that there’s probably a reason that Hitler had no known predecessor with that mustache style.[/quote]

Charlie Chaplin initially sported comedy facial hair for the powers of good, but tag-team tyrants Hitler and Mugabe had other ideas.

It is now, thanks to Hitler and Mugabe.

Sergeant Major Sixta says:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]GoingViking wrote:
Sporting some socially inacceptable facial hair because it’s funny/ironic? There’s a hipster in our midst…[/quote]

You’re going to let one man ruin an entire mustache?

Shame on you.[/quote]
There’s also the consideration that there’s probably a reason that Hitler had no known predecessor with that mustache style.

Namely, it’s a crappy style.[/quote]

Destiny, brother.

Hitler had divine right to mustache.[/quote]

It was a manifest mustache.


you could always do the Lemmy

Michael Jordan Tried to bring back the “Chaplin” and if he can’t pull it off no one can.


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[quote]worzel wrote:
HumfpUmhuhyum ack…[/quote]

Fail, I posted similar pic in the mustache thread and mods deleted it… /cry

[quote]polo77j wrote:
you could always do the Lemmy[/quote]

Or we could just do a Zappa challenge.

I had one (a Hitler 'stache) on my shin earlier this year. Or maybe it was last year, I’m not sure. I’d have to search back in my chick forum to see when I was griping about it. Anyway, yeah. I had a bump on my shin and kept re-nicking it when I shaved, so I finally had to stop shaving that spot altogether and give it time to go away. It wasn’t that impressive as mustaches go because my leg hair doesn’t seem to be as coarse as Hitler’s facial hair. Definitely not as coarse as Zappa’s. Probably lucky, huh?

You know, I may even have mentioned it here. It was pretty upsetting at the time as I’m sure you can all imagine.

Hmm, it was October of 2008. Seems like just yesterday. God, that was upsetting.

I hope your mustaches give you all more pleasure.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I had one (a Hitler 'stache) on my shin earlier this year. Or maybe it was last year, I’m not sure. I’d have to search back in my chick forum to see when I was griping about it. Anyway, yeah. I had a bump on my shin and kept re-nicking it when I shaved, so I finally had to stop shaving that spot altogether and give it time to go away. It wasn’t that impressive as mustaches go because my leg hair doesn’t seem to be as coarse as Hitler’s facial hair. Definitely not as coarse as Zappa’s. Probably lucky, huh?

You know, I may even have mentioned it here. It was pretty upsetting at the time as I’m sure you can all imagine. [/quote]

XD