The Future, My Friends

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
To those taking me seriously, for shame. It was a lighthearted post made with little to no planning. However, keep the hilarious comments coming, this is what this sub forum was made for.

Polo, you posted just the kind of reaction I was hoping for, well done.[/quote]

Just making sure you know just how intricate a successful working society/civilization/economy actual is and how we rely on faceless specialists just to survive and live the way we live.

But hey, good luck with your killings, I hope they turn out fine[/quote]

You’re getting wayyyyy to butthurt about all this. As I said, the post was made in jest and completely ignored logic for the most part. Ooops, I forgot that the internet is serious business and that no fun can be had. Hey! That’s a good new rule for my new society!
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lol … I wasn’t butt hurt

I like to think that interpretations of subjectively innocuous comments can tell you a lot more about a persons personality …

Like I’ll make an observational comment to a coworker regarding something they are doing or projecting (ie clothes, appearance, tone of voice, choice in music/movie) and assign no or little emotion and they’ll react a certain way, mostly defensive. Very rarely will they be engaging or attempt any form of conversation on the matter.

Like you automatically assumed I was butt hurt … objectively I could give a shit what you’re intentions were in whatever comment you made I apparently got butt hurt about. I was just making an observation for my own sake tbh, but you decided to think that you had some sort of power over my emotions by interpreting my comment that I was upset by your comment.

Very interesting…[/quote]

Polo you may have missed the great Canada vs Egypt war that happened a few months back.
That has made our Jax a little gun shy.
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Kinda like when I use a public urinal?[/quote]

Yep or a MMMFM with Holy Mac[/quote]

I think at this point it would make sense to skip the token F that only sits bored in a chair anyway and finally go all M.[/quote]

You’re GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Will this combat be televised?[/quote]

No, we won’t have cameras in the new world. But admission will be free and there will be stadium seating.[/quote]

Wait, will there be tellies?
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Nope, if you want to witness the purest form of sport on the planet then you must join us in our new Paradise.[/quote]

I was thinking more in the region of pornography. =/

Unless there’s a contingency plan you’ve not mentioned for us ugly motherfuckers who can’t score on a regular basis?
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“Beauty” is a creation of the mass media
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not pictured: a creation of the mass media

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also not pictured: a picture

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
also not pictured: a picture[/quote]

Where is your hat?

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gettin shredded wormy~

good fer ya~

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[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
It would be a utopian society until I descended upon it. Of course, there would be no witness to my descent, so I would inevitably be taken into the city-center to stand before the leaders. It is there that my reign of righteous terror will begin. Oh yes. Glorious. [/quote]

If one were to battle the leader of the righteous terror, would one gain favor from the gods and gain access to Valhalla?

I gots to know~[/quote]

Yes. So it is written, so it shall be, my friend.

As for the “Funkytown” IH proposes, you lost me at “no fighting.” I enjoy fighting. It’s in my genetic makeup. And the “measured amounts” nonsense…I’d be a lil remorseful of bringing my reign upon your world, IH, but I would not be averse to it. Add fighting, if only for sport, take out that measured nonsense, and I’m in. Especially if DarkN is gonna be there. I want a woman who can dish it and take it. Although, the two of us in the same region would pose a problem for you all.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
^^ May it have something to do with our de-evolved ancestors fear of leaving a scent so as they could be tracked my predators? Perhaps it’s a trait that is present in certain individuals who are less evolved than their superior peers[/quote]

Or because it is a point of vulnerability when your junk is out you cant fight. [/quote]

This is NONSENSE!!! Try to attack me while my dick is in hand, and I’ll not only destroy you, I’ll piss on whatever remains of you!!! Pissing is just a shorter constitutional, and should NOT be interrupted!!

And Worm…you’re looking pretty damn jacked, man! Good shit.

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[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
^^ May it have something to do with our de-evolved ancestors fear of leaving a scent so as they could be tracked my predators? Perhaps it’s a trait that is present in certain individuals who are less evolved than their superior peers[/quote]

Or because it is a point of vulnerability when your junk is out you cant fight. [/quote]

This is NONSENSE!!! Try to attack me while my dick is in hand, and I’ll not only destroy you, I’ll piss on whatever remains of you!!! Pissing is just a shorter constitutional, and should NOT be interrupted!!

And Worm…you’re looking pretty damn jacked, man! Good shit. [/quote]

Beast not all of us are built in a way that we could beat a man to death with our dick. Sorry just a normal guy. :slight_smile:

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[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
It would be a utopian society until I descended upon it. Of course, there would be no witness to my descent, so I would inevitably be taken into the city-center to stand before the leaders. It is there that my reign of righteous terror will begin. Oh yes. Glorious. [/quote]

If one were to battle the leader of the righteous terror, would one gain favor from the gods and gain access to Valhalla?

I gots to know~[/quote]

Yes. So it is written, so it shall be, my friend.

As for the “Funkytown” IH proposes, you lost me at “no fighting.” I enjoy fighting. It’s in my genetic makeup. And the “measured amounts” nonsense…I’d be a lil remorseful of bringing my reign upon your world, IH, but I would not be averse to it. Add fighting, if only for sport, take out that measured nonsense, and I’m in. Especially if DarkN is gonna be there. I want a woman who can dish it and take it. Although, the two of us in the same region would pose a problem for you all.[/quote]

You must’ve missed the part where I said, fighting sexually was endorsed, Beast.

I figure that if you’re fighting for the sake of fighting, then you’re not putting enough effort in your work, fucking, or workouts.

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[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
^^ May it have something to do with our de-evolved ancestors fear of leaving a scent so as they could be tracked my predators? Perhaps it’s a trait that is present in certain individuals who are less evolved than their superior peers[/quote]

Thats why sometimes I’ll piss out of a tree and make it look like the tree did it.

Then I sneak off and watch it get attacked by wolves.

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with the ImHUNGry version…

is there a way we can insert the work ideal only for the weak? that way we can Lord over them and have them do our bidding?

we could also spend more time on the pleasurable practices of eating/training/sexing/fighting if we aren’t wasting time working.

(this is beginning to sound like the book animal farm)

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
also not pictured: a picture[/quote]

Where is your hat?[/quote]

found it!

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And your avi

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
with the ImHUNGry version…

is there a way we can insert the work ideal only for the weak? that way we can Lord over them and have them do our bidding?

we could also spend more time on the pleasurable practices of eating/training/sexing/fighting if we aren’t wasting time working.

(this is beginning to sound like the book animal farm)[/quote]

Nope.

There’s no room for weak or lazy in this society.

What you give is what you get… and then some.

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
gettin shredded wormy~

good fer ya~[/quote]

[quote]Beast wrote:
And Worm…you’re looking pretty damn jacked, man! Good shit.[/quote]

always appreciated fellas. still struggling to push passed that 190lb barrier. I’m running out of oats and eggs.

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So, are we not moving forward with the idea for Thunderdome? Because honestly, that was my sole reason for starting the thread…

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[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
So, are we not moving forward with the idea for Thunderdome? Because honestly, that was my sole reason for starting the thread…[/quote]

Funnily enough when initially reading your op one question kept popping in to my head -

who exactly DOES run Bartertown?

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
^^ May it have something to do with our de-evolved ancestors fear of leaving a scent so as they could be tracked my predators? Perhaps it’s a trait that is present in certain individuals who are less evolved than their superior peers[/quote]

Or because it is a point of vulnerability when your junk is out you cant fight. [/quote]

This is NONSENSE!!! Try to attack me while my dick is in hand, and I’ll not only destroy you, I’ll piss on whatever remains of you!!! Pissing is just a shorter constitutional, and should NOT be interrupted!!

And Worm…you’re looking pretty damn jacked, man! Good shit. [/quote]

Beast not all of us are built in a way that we could beat a man to death with our dick. Sorry just a normal guy. :)[/quote]

DJ-I made no mention of beating a man to death WITH my dick. Oh no. Even I am not of that type of stature. Wouldn’t want to be. I was merely saying that even with my dick hanging out, if someone were to try and attack, it wouldn’t stop me from beating the piss-poor sadness out of them.

IH-Fighting during sex is fun, however, I’m not looking to partaketh that particular delight with other men. I enjoy fighting for the sake of fighting. To test my strength and skill. Sport, pretty much. Need some type of fun, otherwise, I’m no fun to be around. See? I’m looking out for all of you!!

Worm-I seriously wouldn’t worry about breaking 190 that much. As jacked as you are, most big dudes would probably think long and hard before trying you.

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
So, are we not moving forward with the idea for Thunderdome? Because honestly, that was my sole reason for starting the thread…[/quote]

Funnily enough when initially reading your op one question kept popping in to my head -

who exactly DOES run Bartertown?[/quote]

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
So, are we not moving forward with the idea for Thunderdome? Because honestly, that was my sole reason for starting the thread…[/quote]

Funnily enough when initially reading your op one question kept popping in to my head -

who exactly DOES run Bartertown?[/quote]
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Rue Paul?