You two need to get a room…
Anyway, getting back to the topic, which is the French, meaning the French and their relationship with good old Uncle Sam.
Yes, they helped us out way, way back in the day. Out of the goodness of their own hearts, for liberty, fraternity, equality, and blah, blah, blah- please. They did it to weaken the Limies, and not to soon after started giving us new upstarts grief.
If Pierre wants to lecture us about living well- food, wine, and chasing skirts, fine, we’ll listen. But about the big issues of the day, they have nothing to say.
Militarily- Let’s see- since the Krauts gave them their really big Beatdown in 1871, what have they done?
WWI- Criminally incompetent French ( and British)leadership wasted the lives of well over a million brave French soldiers. The Germans bested them just about every battle, and if it weren’t for the infusion of American manpower and material, they were done. Period.
What lessons did they apply from the Great War and perfect over the next twenty years to perpare for the Blitzkrieg? Well, they built the Maginot Line, which of course prevented the Krauts from doing what they did in 1914. Wait a minute, the Huns took all of six weeks to defeat Europe’s largest army with the most tanks, and British help. Brillance.
Then what did the overwhelming majority of Frenchmen do? Aside from a few commies who were mostly fighting amongst themselves, they made it very easy for the Huns, so much so that it was by far the best place for your average Fritz to spend the war. I think they call it collaboration. Incidentally, many a Frog was more than happy to help the Naziis round up the Jews and take them somewhere east.
The French, being so smart and all, know all of this, so much so that a poll of Frogs taken not so long ago showed that they believe the Resistance, not all of those GI’s, Kanooks, and Limies and all of their artillery, tanks, trucks, planes, and mountains of other things, liberated Froggyville.
BTW, it was an ocean of Soviet blood and a mountain range of US production delivered to Europe that vanquished the Third Reich.
So then realizing that an Iron Curtain was descending across Europe and that Ivan the Bear didn’t want to play nice, we formed NATO and the Frogs joined- but not for long. Being French, they had to go their own way They probably figured that since the Krauts beat them down so easily they would wear down the Ivans before they got to the Rhine. So the Frogs thought is was okay to get all mouthy again, and pull some stunts in the colonies.
Now kids, if you want to read about total, absolute and complete military incompetence, google up Dien Bien Phu. If you want to read about torture, google up the French-Algerian War.
So then, what kind of good advice can the Frogs give us? We lost, so don’t try. To which Uncle Sam would say, thanks for the advice, but your French, of course you did.
For that French guy to imply that it was primarily B41 that was supporting Saddam all of these years speaks well, extremely well, of the French education system. So one Chirac, somewhere high up there in the French government, hasn’t been courting him since the seventies. The French didn’t sell them a reactor, for nothing but peaceful purposes we can 110% sure. The French haven’t been bribing Iraq for oil consessions and to develop their oil fields. They haven’t been selling them military equipment. They haven’t been central in the Oil for Bribes Scandal? About how many millions of francs, Euros, whatever did Saddam owe the Frogs? Tens of billions?
Who knows what the average Frenchman thinks about the US of A. Who cares what the insular, vane, and corrupt Froggie political elite ‘knows’?
Like I said before, if a Frenchman wants to talk about living well, I’m all ears. If a Frog wants to lecture me about foreign policy or economics or something really big, well, Nein Danke!
Can one of gentlemen tell me what it’s like to be part of a nation that has been on the slide for what, at least 150 years?
Now, is the good ole U S of A perfect? Of course not, but we are a lot less imperfect I dare say than any of our detractors would be as by far the most powerful nation in the history of the world.