The freedom of urination

:wink: I already can pee standing up. It’s just that you are still limited with angles, degree of arc and accuracy. In addition to the peeing thing, there’s the thing that Baby Faced Assassin brought up. Even the horniest guy thinks it’s weird when you play absentmindedly.

Were they hot?

tim to steve f, yes thay were, one was a japanese american whos ancesters ownd slaves in the old south, is that a hoot?
the other ended up moving in with the giutar player for ozzie ozsorn.

Both my wife and I squirt with the door open, it’s something neither of us even think about. My favourite and most liberating pee of the day though, is just before bed. I let our 3 dogs out one last time in the back yard. I go out with them and we all have our last squirt of the day together. Ya, I know it sounds a little strange, but there’s something very liberating and primal about it.

Hmmm, I think you all have just given me a topic for my thesis…

Funny you mention that. My current girlfriend has the same habit. I’ll admit that it made me laugh in the beginning and I used to tease her about it (In a loving way), but now I just give her a hand ever time I see her absent mindedly fiddling!

Absent Minded Fiddlers Unite! he heeee he That was a great mental image, helping your honey out with her fiddling and diddling. Most guys don’t though. They take it as some sort of negative comment on not keeping me satisfied when really it’s just what you said - absent minded fiddling. Most guys scratch or readjust their balls without even thinking twice about the company they are in - I fiddle the same way. :wink:


Other freedoms I miss? I miss being a slob. I go in fits and spurts between being a clean freak and being a slob. When living with someone, I feel obliged to lean toward the clean freak side.

i have 2 guy roomates curently. and one of them likes to shit with the door open. WTF? nothing like walking down the haul and unexpectidly seeing some one shitting reading a playboy. pissing is one thing but stanking up the place is another. i put an end to that one quick. my previous roomate was a girl and she would shit with the door clsoed thank god, but one day i was watching tv and she was so loud on the shiter i had to turn the tv up!lol. talk a bout a major turn off. i like to pretend they dont do that. but i must admit if my g.f moved in she would have to really love me, especially with all the protien shakes i drink.lol. i can bring tears to ones eyes.

gasp… can’t…gasp…breathe