The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Eating meat that is vegan is pretty much vegan by extension.

Fresh water fish eat a lot of bugs and stuff though, so they don’t count.

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In my fantasy football league, last place has to eat 5 Big Macs in 20 minutes. The only reason why this challenge exists is that the first guy who came in last was gluten free and we wanted him to have 2x the bread along with the discomfort and shame that accompany such an ordeal.

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Lmao I love this.
We used to do a 15 cheeseburger in 15 min challenge. I think my best was 11. My best mate used to get 15 without braking a sweat, but he was 30kg heavier than me.

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Did he eventually sweat pure beef fat, like the spaghetti play doh machine?

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Lol no but if he farted in the car on the way home it was fken deadly.

I think you misread what I posted… I don’t think we are talking about the same thing.

No, I know what you meant. I was just being an asshole :smirk:

I thought you had misread the % symbol as something else

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It appears that most people don’t know how to do this. I suggest doing it the old fashioned way. Teach the lost arts:

discipline
work ethic
responsibility
accountability
respect
humility

The list goes on…basically the opposite of what you see on TV (entitlement, laziness, arrogance, ignorance).

I think the idea that the world is any more dangerous than it used to be, or people are any worse than they used to be, is a myth.

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This is the best time to live by almost every objective metric but unfortunately we have a 24h news cycle and social media making everyone think the world is terrible.

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I dunno; population density leaves much to be desired.

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I would rather live where I could be a mountain man or Native American before Columbus got here and killed everyone

Your “old fashioned way” is quite different from mine lol. My dad would call you something equivalent to a snowflake. Shit, he still calls me that from time to time too lol.

I think this is a really great time to be alive, actually. I can’t imagine going back to living like I did 20 years ago without things like smart phones and netflix.

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I survived a day with the family yesterday. I have either found the secret to inner peace or someone has swapped out my glucosamine for medical marijuana

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I mean, that stuff is great and all, but how can i use it to get more instagram followers?

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Put hashtags in front of all of them, duh.

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It’s becoming more and more unique every day. Before long, it will probably be cool and edgy because it’s so uncommon.

It’s more difficult to sell than #stickingmyarseinyourface