Most birds have an IQ lower than a cat, so surely that means I can let my child fly south alone for the winter?
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Only if you check the cat population first.
Why is there no help for these intellectually challenged birds? I’ve seen some people take them in, but there’s an entire homeless population that have resorted to living in trees just to be safe.
That has to be a rough life.
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Cars don’t even have IQs and we allow them out on the roads 
Here, with a few victory laps thrown in.
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I said person.
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Fixed it.
I don’t, my mom does 
Every now and then I look back and reminisce over my most liked replies on T-Nation, the sense of validation is truly wonderful
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You’re much better-dressed than I’d have guessed.
Almost model-like!
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My man greenboy looking good there!
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Oldest son took the Graduate Record Examination, yesterday for admission into graduate school . Got through it with no issue… Whooo, I was worried.Mainly because he hasnt been managing his love life and academics very well the past few months.
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Can confirm - works a charm, only I never quit
Jesus Christ that last thread he was in made my brain melt. I couldn’t even find the words to reply.
Here’s the thing.
If you’re some fucktard who laments about the loss of community in the 1st world due fucking capitalism, feminism, post modernism boo fucking hoo and then say stupid shit like “poor people in the 3rd world suffer a lot of shit” but are better off “because they go through it together”, you’re the fucking definition of an entitled little snowflake Disney princess. There’s no other way to describe you.
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I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never been happier than when I’ve been so desperate, I had to prostitute myself to some woman-hating asshole. I’ve known women all over the world and ALL of them have been pleased to pretend some silly asshat is smarter than they are in exchange for limited financial support. If you don’t know these women, you must live somewhere weird.
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I was beside myself with anguish and lonleyness last night as I cranked away on my exercise bike watching videos on a home theater system.
It was horrible.
Those dysentery ridden denizens of third world slums have it way better because they have each other. And each others diseases. And dinners. Cuz there isn’t much food, but I digress. They are well off in Spirit!
( disclaimer: that actually hurt to write. I’d kick myself in the face if I ever actually say anything like that IRL.)
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Anyone engaging with that dude at this point is just inviting it upon themselves. I realized something was off when he stopped triggering my misanthropy.
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Hey, Cinderella is no snowflake. That girl is tough.
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Nobody said this, you’re a gosh-tootin’ LIAR.
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