The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Not to mention all the other benefits of strength training that aren’t directly linked to muscle growth, like increased bone density.

I think this boils down to that @T3hPwnisher said a couple of times. If you’re going to be broken by the time you get 80, it might as well have been because you trained your whole life than because you were sedentary.

Not to mention the whole notion of “being too muscular is unhealthy” is a mixture of logical fallacies with no scientific basis, hence is flat out wrong reasoning.

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One of you had a heart attack? :stuck_out_tongue:

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No, he asked the guy for a lighter

I always reply with “I don’t want to be healthy”

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Unrelated confession.

While I was sitting down and trying to re-ingest the lung I had spit out during my last set of squats, I looked at my lower legs in the mirror and realized how fucking skinny they are. From the right angle, it looks like my calves aren’t there and it’s all bone. It’s literally a pair of skinny sticks. No roundness.

I should start doing calf work.

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And the doc just couldn’t believe it was from too much muscle!

That’s gonna be my new “too much fruit”. :joy: For when people start threads complaining about non-existent problems.

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“The meth habit will kill me way before the muscles do”

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Isn’t there a book about becoming a supple leopard? Lion training would be like that but bigger, slightly less dangerous, and without spots

No no: it was supple leper.

Meat falls right off the bone.

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Fuck calf work. Team no-calves forever!

All I ask is that I’m mentioned in the “et. al” portion of the acknowledgments lol

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Those Life Alert commercials seem to differ. If I fall down and die because I cannot get up then I simply deserve to die.

Between lions, leopards, lepers, sheep, goose, ducks, bears, and bulls in the other thread, I’m starting to think that a more appropriate name for this website would be the zoo nation.

I feel like Z-nation was actually the title of movie or something.

Although the testosterone zoo doesn’t sound too bad either.

It sounds like a sketchy gay bar.

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I’m almost down to the final eight, sample papers. 15 hours in. Getting money to look look at aggregious esays makes me think about the horrors of lack of gramar education on the us system of education…

:rofl:

I did a thing once for mensa with my sister screening essays for their scholarship. They were actually much worse than one might expect considering who was applying, and not for some token amount either.

By the time we were done there was no wonder as to why the position was so hard to fill. Especially after the stink the woman (full grown working professional) who thought she should “win” raised when she didn’t. She basically tantrumed up the ladder until everybody got tired of her.

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That’s what undergrad research assistants are for :wink:

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As much as I don’t believe in keto, I confess that eating butter is awesome

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I’m not very academical. CCAC dropout. :relaxed:

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In a few years, I’ll hopefully have my own RA :laughing:

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