I remember playing that game as a kid as well so… Either you aren’t showing your age, or I’m already showing mine too lol
To be fair, I’ve been extra strength dumb all day so I probably deserve a bit of flack for it by now.
You used to try and run people over too?
I don’t remember there being people in the version I used to play, only cars (I might misremember as I was a kid). I do remember throwing my frog into the water for no reason from time to time though, haha
It was a poor joke. Did I mention the extra strength stupid? I’d better wake up smarter tomorrow.
In fairness, he IS driving in Italy.
Haha it’s okay, I have been working on a program for over four hours, coding a specific section that still doesn’t work as intended. I began at 8 and I called quits at midnight. I guess I wouldn’t have gotten it even if it’d been the smartest joke on earth.
The name of the game is actually to try and avoid running over people here in Italy.
But I guess you can also go your own way and see how many you can run over before getting arrested (hint: probably a lot)
Tell us your Polish jokes now.
With my face and voice prominently featured here, I refrain from telling jokes about a people vs a place.
And beating up on Poland seems uncool.
Alright, when I stop making sense of what I’m reading it means it’s probably bedtime. Lol
(tomorrow I wanna see how the Polish jokes thing unfolds though, as I didn’t get it)
IDK, the old european empires would beg to differ
To be fair, neither Hitler nor Stalin ever claimed it to be cool
Jokes about Polish people were popular during my dad’s era. Most likely WWII holdovers from their parents.
It’s BECAUSE of that it’s uncool to beat up on Poland.
They didn’t exactly care acknowledge the legal existence of Poland ![]()
You tend not to make jokes about something that you don’t think exists
As a solipsist, I find this limiting…
Okay now I get @liftangryordie500’s comment.
Honestly though, I’m always amused by jokes about Italy. So let’s not stop the comments coming, they always get a laughter out of me.
Have you heard the stories of Italian troops using water reserved tank lubricant to make pasta on the African front? When the Germans got pissed, they just dumped the starchy water into the tanks ![]()
Also this:

To be fair, the actual Italian soldiers were pretty good, it’s the commanders that were shit
Touché
@Chris_Colucci
I finally understand your beef with grammar errors…
I spent 4 hours today “error coding” poorly written essays for Lowenstein’s project.
The good news: I’m getting paid $40
The bad news: I have over 120 essays left