The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

I have tempo pause SSB squats tonight, 3 second descent, 3 second pause. Is it strange that I am looking forward to this ??

Yes

But, if you haven’t done them before you’re looking forward to them because you don’t know how badly they will hurt your soul.

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I did them last week but I have been known to be a slow learner !! :joy:

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I think I’d enjoy deadlifts and BBQ. I can see it now. It’d be like one of those Jujimufu videos. Grilling, beer, and heavy deadlifts. I’d even add a small fire (in the fire pit, of course) this time of year.

I was starting to think we were kindred spirits until you wrote this.

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New accomplishment: My calluses now have calluses

Also, people have been telling me to eat more carbs, so I took that to heart and decided to get pancakes for dinner. Best decision EVER. I think I’m going to make that a weekly thing on deadlift days

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This is 100% an idea I’d love to set up regularly when schedules allow. I’ve talked about it with the missus a few times and it sounds awesome.

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Blog%20bulldog

Are we not past due for someone to post about their concerns about their legs getting too big?

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Mine have.

Probably from eating too much fruit.

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No more skinny jeans for you mister!

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Update about my foot mystery event:

So it looks like I don’t have any broken bones, as I can walk and move my toes freely without any problems. I still feel a slight pain in my foot, and it’s definitely swollen. The bruise that was initially very red and concentrated in one area is now less pronounced but looks like it’s expanded to an area that’s around half the whole foot in length.

Interestingly enough, a really vivid bruise has now appeared on the corresponding side on the sole of my foot, as if the blood from the one on the top had poured through my foot from one end to the other.

Let’s just say that I’m happy I didn’t break anything, but honestly my foot isn’t looking too healthy if you look at it.

Stigmata perhaps?

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That’s funny because three years ago I remember signs that looked right like stigmata appearing on both my feet. They stayed there for almost a week and then disappeared. The weirdest thing was that they were perfectly aligned and centered on both sides.

But no, this time it’s just a giant bruise.

I guess there is just something weird going on with my feet.

My doctor said I probably have testicular cancer, because I have a lump in the bottom of my left testicle that is more than most likely a tumor, due to my age and having zero history of any testicular issues.

Sometimes, I look at my life and ask myself how it could possibly get any worse. I found my answer, guys!

Going to the urologist soon.

Update: the lumps are on both testicles!

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Bright side incoming:

Now you can blast and cruise!

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Oh…wait…I can, can’t I? I just can’t cum.

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Dry magic.

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Says who? Guys who get snipped still have orgasms.

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If you need to go on TRT, you can go preserve sperm at a sperm bank(or whatever place does that in the US) first if you want kids. Not a big deal. Bukakke is overrated.

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You prefer swallowing?

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Great pornstar name

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