My mind just raced straight to hell and it’s perfectly happy there.
Because Track and Field Goddeses.
A lot of people already do that when they talk about the medial delt.
An example why you can’t just pull out one study and tell other people they’re wrong or justify what you want to do
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From today’s episode of paranormal activity…
This morning I was taking a walk with some friends around the university. At some point we see a guy we know walking towards us so we stop for a second and let him catch up to us. After no more than a minute, we resume walking.
As soon as I start walking, I feel like a bump in my right shoe, as if it’d gotten tighter on the sole of my foot. That immediately feels weird. As I keep walking, though, I start feeling pain on that spot. Every time I feel my sole touching the “bump” in my shoe, the pain hits me harder and harder. Within minutes, I can’t walk properly anymore and I have to limp on my heel. As I take my shoe off I realize that the “bump” feeling was indeed due to my foot having swollen in my shoe, and I also realize that every little movement in my right foot, like curling my toes, hurts on a level that I would compare to having a broken bone.
It takes me a whole day of limping around before I get home and I can finally take my socks off to realize that I have a giant bruise on top of my foot right in the same spot that hurt the whole day (right upon the spot on the sole of the foot). The pain feels “internal,” deep. Not on the surface of my skin.
And yes once again, this happened without me doing anything. I was literally walking fine seconds before this happened.
That’s weird. And painful. But weirder than painful.
Woah!
I’ve managed to wake up with random cuts on my legs on multiple occasions but I’ve never seen anyone get random bruises while conscious. Could it be your shoes?
Based on my having watched the entire series of House MD 3 times, I’m going to say that the vomiting spell you experienced earlier this week has put you in a state of nutrient deficiency, making you more susceptible to injury. A slight misstep that normally would have no impact has resulted in a broken “ring toe”, which explains the pooling around the foot.
It could also be lupus.
But it’s never lupus.
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Not really… I am used to walking in them and I’ve had them for months
Man after the episode with the quest bars, I am literally scared after reading this
Don’t be: I’m the last person to seek out for medical knowledge. I passed high school biology with a B and never looked back. My undergrad science course was “Earth Systems Science”, or “Rocks for Jocks”, and while failing it so hard I was assigned a tutor who looked at the coursework and explained to me that it was so basic and simple he wasn’t smart enough to remember how to be that dumb to explain it to me.
That’s why I prefer philosophy. And sophistry.
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The more important question is: will it stop you from squatting and deadlifting?
My hs bio teacher let me cook scallops during class and interrupted the lecture to help me adjust the temp. Needless to say, I learned nothing- scallops were great though 
I was almost expelled from middle school after bringing an exploding pen to my 8th grade science class.
Even in my defense that, if the guy next to me hadn’t stolen my pen without permission, it never would have exploded.
I like your experience more.
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Whaa?! What type of sissy school did you go to? I almost lit my ms science class on fire after I got freaked out by a lit match and accidentally almost dropped it in a puddle of spilled rubbing alcohol
I got off with a warning
I believe the line they drew in the sand is that it’s ok when the school provides you with pyrotechnics but you are forbidden from bringing your own from home.
I feel like providing your own should earn you credit. Proactive problem solving.
Yeah, but then you have to bring enough for everybody.
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I confess that I have no idea what the latter is.
But since we’re here, let’s find an explanation to what happened to me using philosophy, shall we? I kinda have the feeling solipsism has something to do with it…
I was reported to the police (yeah I got sued at 13yo) and almost suspended when I was in middle school for “breaking into the online school register after having hacked and stolen a teacher’s credentials.”
In reality, I saw and remembered the teacher’s password because she asked me for help to log in as she would get the wrong password message. Turned out the password had a capital letter followed by a small one, and instead of using the shift button to switch between the two, she was putting an extra space character in between. I later used the password to log in and look around because I was a kid, then I told my classmates, and some son of a bitch told the head teacher.
Yeah, they made it sound more exciting than it was.
I took that and it was just called Geology. We had copies of the previous tests being passed around the athletic department. The teacher knew and didn’t care. It was a “study guide” but the test questions didn’t change.
One of the many crimes they charged Socrates with: making the weaker argument appear the stronger.
Philosophically, Nietzsche would say that what you experienced was the event of getting stronger.
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