The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

I hate it when women complain about being cheated on yet when their boyfriend’s/husband’s talk about how they should spice up their sex lifes, the women still refuses.

I mean, what is the deal here?

You can hardly complain about being cheated on if your not willing to get adventurous in bed.

No one is going to enjoy just pure missionary time after time.

The more you talk, the more convinced I am you aren’t just weird but a piece of shit.

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What?

So guys get all the blame in this situation?

It was @T3hPwnisher 's “everything you say is weird” comment in another thread that made me chuckle.

@weightliftingwithoutlimits I’m not bitching dude. I just have no idea of your thought process. Maybe I’m the odd one!

If you’re not getting what you want in the bedroom, that doesn’t give you free reign to do whatever you like behind the person’s back.

It takes 2 minutes to say something isn’t working out to the person. Have some form of respect for them.

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If you read, you would have seen that this still happens AFTER they sit down and talk with their wife/girlfriend.

What do you expect? It works both ways. You can hardly complain if your not willing to up your sex life.

Hate it when girls bitch and ask themselves: why they keep getting cheated on, but are never willing to spice things up

I did read and if you have any level of decency about you, you won’t go cheat on them you will either work through it or end it before seeing someone else.

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Because in America if you cheat you go to hell right?

I’ve heard there’s actually 50 ways to leave your lover.

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If you cheat, you’re an asshole. That’s not just an America thing.

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Go find your dad and tell him to slap you and then tell him to slap himself.

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Method 50: Release a goose into their home. Universal message for this is over

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Not sure Paul Simon ever got that far. Probably couldn’t find a rhyme for “goose”

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Up until recently, it was people who cheated that you had very strong feelings against.

It is as though something has changed…

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I’ve thought of that and have decided to give my future husband an “entertainment budget”. As long as there’s no emotional connection, I personally feel men have a right to physically enjoy themselves as they wish.

Not that there aren’t people who can live that way, but you saying that now without knowing how much it’s possible to love your significant other, is a bit silly. Should you find someone, and love them fiercely, you may think twice about letting them sleep around, despite how cool it seems like it would be of you.

Again, not saying you won’t always feel this way, but your married self may choose (wisely) to ignore past “decisions” that your teenage self made for your future, based off of the desires of someone you haven’t met yet.

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Do you think “spice up their sex lives” is code for “my girlfriend won’t let Laura Phelps drill me in the ass”?

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With strap on or monster Clit?

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Can’t go wrong with EliteFTS I guess. I’m talking out of my ass though cause I’ve never ordered anything from them…yet…

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Have you really thought carefully about that?

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