The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

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IDK what the snake diet is, but snakes are delicious. I’m actually going to my grandparents’ place next week and they’ll have snake soup ready for me

Hes not talking about actual snake. Hes talking about a diet by some hack guru .

I believe lies, but that is one of my Achilles heels.

I’m really just an actor pretending to be an English teacher.

FWIW, tall or short, doesn’t matter to me. It’s all about the vibe.

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…subtle…

@bulldog9899 These days, I’m inclined to think hack guru should be an oxymoron.

This is something I’ve often found baffling. The massive amount of time and effort spent on nails and eyebrows and nails and lashes by some, when spending half the time in the gym or choking down a salad or two would make them look infinitely better.

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Deadly serious.

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Even the Dalai Lama wants to reincarnate as a hot chick.

I’m not a fan but he’s a funny guy.

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Haha. When he was saying “real beauty is inner beauty… that is true…” I honestly expected the followup of “… but I also like big ol’ titties.”

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I’d never cycle, but I read the pharma section quite a bit. I find the whole science of it fascinating.
And my God some people are stupid.
Guys that go “I’ve been training on and off for 2 years. I’m quiet serious and my diet is okay”.
I find myself thinking “if you can’t show enough dedication to the process with out drugs, then with drugs is no different” do these guys not get it? If you can’t meal prep and go to the gym 3 - 4 times a week, what hope do you have of meal prep, gym 3-4 times a week and self medicating with very potent, potentially harmful drugs that will effect mood.
I feel for some of the guys in that part of the forum. They are very understanding.

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When I was a bit younger I used to be a bit of a petrol head. I had a rare little Japanese car that I turned into a track monster. The fun for me was researching, buying and fitting upgraded parts, taking the car to shows, track and dyno days. I grew out of it and didnt have the free time I used to have. I then bought a 3.5l two seater that was quick and looked great without doing anything to it, much more grown up. I no longer had an interest in doing up cars.

I now have this car up for sale, but it needs some parts sorting first. I hardly use it and have neglected it a bit.

The confession… as I sit here waiting for the stainless steel performance exhaust to arrive I’m actually getting the bug again and a little bit of me wants to keep the car!

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I just had more than 1.5 lbs of radish and probably in the ball park of 3 cups of stir fried spinach at dinner
This morning, I roasted a lb of peppers for my eggs
… I still want more spinach
The RDI for veggies is BS

I confess that, after moving 15,080lbs out of a moving truck in 90 degree heat and more than enough humidity, I committed atrocities at a Pizza Ranch that could very well be considered war crimes among civilized nations.

Now I just need to actually set up the gym…

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Did you put pineapple on it?

You, Sir, have clearly never experienced the joy (read: debauchery) of a Pizza Ranch.

It is a Pizza Buffet that ALSO serves fried chicken.

I put everything on it.

With stuffed crust.

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Please tell me it is all you can eat. I am starting to get aroused :sunglasses:

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Is there any other kind of buffet?

If there is, it’s gotta be for chumps.

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Shanghai has some really nice seafood hot pot buffets that also serve roast duck, sushi and various other Asian dishes. One is literally 400m from my neighborhood and has tanks of live shellfish, crabs and shrimp.

It was only 159rmb (around $25)/person… now that’s a buffet!

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Lol. I’ll bet he says stuff like this in private.

I think I’d better stead clear. I might walk in, I would never walk back out.