The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Sometimes I get the urge to be an asshole, because the mechanics of haircare are relatively simple. It’s kind of like this site where there’s newer users that’ll ask the same questions, or have all this info and not know what to do with it, or they complain about lack of progress, but don’t pay attention to what they’re doing.

You ever pull one of these babies on someone when things get heated?

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Ha! No I haven’t. But now that I see that I want it. I might shank you, or comb your hair too hard. You’ll never know.

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Equals bald.

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Just do 5/3/1.

5 days of shampoo, 3 conditioner and 1 volumizer each week.

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It’s sad because I wanna share that with my long hair buddies, but they don’t lift.

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You know who you’d get along with?

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I’m loving that random jaw bone lol

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No way he’s natty with a jawbone like that.

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Aside from some hot water when I’m shaving and cold when rinsing any remaining shaving cream, I don’t think I have consciously washed my face. The shower gets it.

Are you gents just shoving your face straight into your plate when you eat or something?

More like jawbone of an AAS, am I right?

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While we’re on the topic, I always use a fresh bathtowel each day. I don’t know how people reuse towels after a shower… Urgh.

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Do it!

“I’m a proud natty. Using Rogaine is cheating and therefore immoral”.

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I use loofahs. Like the ones that feel like sandpaper lol. And then I have an entire ritual for face care. My acne is unforgiving sometimes.

Are you over-exfoliating?

This thread is fantastic :joy:

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Probably not exfoliating enough. The amount of sweating I do is ridiculous. And I inevitably have to go outside for school or work.

There’s also hormonal acne. Which where the bulk of it comes from anyways. Few days before my cycle starts I break out. Then it goes away. There’s not much I can do about it.

If 5/3/1 is too advanced, you can recommend Starting Strength. It’s good for introducing people to lifts. Just careful not to be a perm bulker.

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This is a reason I got divorced, No bullshit.

You can use a towel for a week. Hang it dry every day, you’re good.

Yeah, and she is a psycho, that too.

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