I’ve wanted an excuse to bring up Sigmund Freud’s dank meme stash for ages
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You think that’s the worse word used on here? Lol
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Now woah woah…hold up.
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They drive on different sides of the road and you require State permission to reincarnate in one of them.
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Is non-compliance punishable by the death penalty? Because that really seems like throwing the rabbit in the briar patch.
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With the crap I see at work, I’m beginning to think they’re on to something with that procreation thing.
The problem is that I couldn’t sign off on the murder side of things. I wish there was some type of semi-permanent filter that made you sterile until you fulfilled the requirements of parenthood. Once you proved that you were worthy then you could have the filter removed.
Oh man, you guys wanna talk about eugenics?
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They have it for men too, but it comes in a pill. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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Birth control measures aren’t 100% effective. They’re also under the user’s control. I’m thinking about something that has to be removed by a doctor.
That is how an IUD works though…
I mean, I suppose you could TECHNICALLY try to remove it yourself, but I don’t imagine most would want to try.
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My oldest turns 21 tomorrow . I have his first Guinness ready for him.
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If he’s anything like me he had his first long ago 
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That used to be called natural selection didn’t it? Until mankind found a way to bypass it.
It’ll be warm by then dude, better drink it yourself now.
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Justin Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a cage fight is the most absurd thing I have ever come across.
Besides professional fighters as a promotional stunt or celebrity charity events, what person older than 15 does this?
There seems to be no beef the challenge is based on.
He is a 25 year old challenging a 50+ year old man.
This might be one of the few occassions where the person in their mid-50s hands a young man in his prime their ass.
I hope this fight happens. 
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Concur with above. Front squat competiton is the only civilized approach.
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IUD’s are implanted and removed by doctors only. My wife has one and trust me, I’ve put the device through it’s paces. They’re like 99.99% effective.
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Confession: I just creeped on the current strongman national champ in my weight class on IG. Feel pretty good now.
I’ve been making good progress but frustrated with it not being faster after taking last place in my first 2 competitions, the first in August last year and the most recent in March. Looking at the national champ’s IG, I found that, compared to him 4 years ago, my log clean and press is 45lbs better and compared to him a year ago my current squat is only 10lbs worse than him. (his DL and throwing are way above me though).
I wasn’t feeling too motivated training for my next comp in August, but seeing where I could be in 4 years based on where I am now is kind of exciting. I’ve been making good progress so I’m on my way there, I just wish I started lifting before I was 23 and started competing in strongman before I was nearly 27.
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if its guinness its meant to be warm !!
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