The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

Really? My Catholic upbringing has caused guilt to follow me like a fucking shadow in everything I do lol. I feel guilt when my cat continues licking his food bowl after he’s finished his tuna… How did you achieve this?

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Because though I was educated BY Catholics, I myself was not Catholic. Small dosages of the guilt allowed me to develop a tolerance.

It’s like playing school/life with God mode turned on.

…pun partially intended.

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While we’re on this topic. I have a wrist roller is my gym bag. I take it out and use it about once per month*

I had my brother buy it with money he recieved from his birthday when he was a teenager to get us bigger arms. Now I still feel obligated.

*just like my wife.
tcs

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Still no monthly visitor for wife … My ass is puckering !

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Wishing everyone a HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYS!!!

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Lmfao good news brother good news

I hope I dont come across like being a dick but I am realistic about it. My main concern besides having a kid at my age is my concern regarding any possible complication due to my wifes age and past medical history.

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You didn’t sound like a dick mate, you sounded very rational. After 3 I had the snip to stop that very thing from happening. Nightmare

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I was looking at it from a life’s ironies perspective, like “OK, the youngest is at college! After 20+ years, we’re done!”

6 mos. later…

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Hit it!

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Slacker.

Mine is.

Don’t you already have 8 or 9?

The last time I ran on a treadmill, my knees blew out and I couldn’t walk correctly for 2 weeks.

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thank God

At the moment im not Moses and im not parting the Red Sea

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My next plan tour of duty is as Grandpa!

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I’m considering that as a 30th birthday present to myself next year.

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Something like that, lol.

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