Go hard or go home.
I need a ranking here. My confession is I don’t know how to rank the following: hot mess, dumpster fire, train wreck.
Rank from least egregious to most egregious.
I’d rank them how you said them
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I just ate 4 bananas and spoonfuls of peanut butter straight out of the jar.
Is this what an eating disorder looks like?
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What other sequence would one do that in?
Only if you don’t peel the bananas.
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…or chew them.
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You know your getting old when you accidentally tweak your hip servicing your wife properly.
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Three weeks from now you’ll be wondering if you’re gonna be a dad again…
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Well… thats still on the table since shes now a few weeks late.
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I confess that I’m gonna try out this one-liner on my GI and see if this finally explains how I’ve been feeling:
GI: “So what’s wrong?”
Me: “I feel like I ate White Castle seven days a week for the last decade.”
I once had been on a strict diet for 7 weeks. One night three friends of mine came over for dinner. I’d cook their food and then cook my diet food and eat it. I hadn’t had a single meal that wasn’t in the diet for 28 straight days, and the diet was very strict.
Then I’m not really sure what happened. I must have blacked out. I ate 2 250 gram packs of granola (that is half a kg of honey granola), 2 spoons of peanut butter, a cup of cream of rice, 2 cake snacks, all the while boiling up some pasta and eating it afterwards. In front of my friends’ eyes. They were giving me shocked stares and didn’t really say anything all the while.
This all lasted 10 minutes but I swear that that one time I completely lost control of my actions.
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Do newer people do not get that on here that it doesn’t take much effort to see what they have posted in the past? Its even funnier when you throw it back in their face because it contradicts something they might have said or implied just a few month ago. Next thing you know…
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You mean the guy who says his physique looks like @flipcollar’s current one but “just a little bulkier” who was asking dumb noob questions in BSL just a few months ago?
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Here’s a confession, I still love my ex and have been talking with her for a month and at the same time it makes me better and it kills me.
Actually there are several I’m seeing.
Do we have to trick him or what to get pics?
Lol I dunno man. He’s just going to go round and round with circular logic to deflect. I can’t even figure out how to reply to his latest post to me. It’s some sort of trippy, self-contradicting mess that doesn’t allow you to follow a logical train of thought.
He started off with a prior post claiming:
“He knew lots of nonathletic nerds in high school who suddenly discovered steroids and blew up.”
Nonathletic. Nerds. In high school.
Then he says:
“Dumbassess who look like shit on steroids”, which I said were the majority of the population of people using steroids, “are those who haven’t had their nutrition dialed in, fat and don’t know how to train.”
Because skinny, nonathletic nerds in high school obviously have their nutrition and training dialed in.
Then he says “skinny, lean people respond much better to steroids(obviously in the context of muscle building) than fat people”, which is stupid for multiple reasons. An increase in estrogen due to excess bodyfat does not reduce exogeneous testosterone levels because the testosterone is fucking administered EXOGENEOUSLY.
Then he says “high school kids he knew who were skinny and lean turned into MONSTERS.”
And this is only part of the goddam post lol.
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They probably don’t. It’s more than a one click thing to do on most social media platforms, if they have set permissions…
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Who also claims 10 years of experience in the gym… which is a red flag IMO.
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