Yesterday my 2 year old shouted “daddy’s big boobies!” Whilst at the public swimming pool and then proceeded to titty slap me.
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#lifegoals
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Who’s the daddy !!
Now you are talking.
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As this is still the confession thread, I confess that I ate a triple chocolate muffin from Walmart on Friday.
It was everything I ever hoped it would be.
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I’ve knocked out a few trays of those.
The summer between my junior and senior year of high school, I dedicated myself to getting a six pack set of abs. Not understanding the value of nutrition, I was running about 16 miles a day trying to cardio cut my way to down to abs, and then dutifully eating about 2 of those a day on top of other nutritional debauchery.
I’m honestly amazed I didn’t get fatter. But I also never got the abs.
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I haven’t seen my abs in about 7 years.
When they were naturally occurring just through high metabolism and good conditioning I was happy with abs, but at 46 and married they just don’t matter enough to work very hard for.
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Not sure of what your thread your talking about.
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There’s too many to chose from.
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@flappinit first off, go to the gym with her. Introduce yourself. If he doesn’t leave her alone after that, well…get a restraining order.
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I usually can’t - that’s the point. I walked around the gym after work the other day to try and find him and I couldn’t. The manager knows, the daycare people know, and the next time I see him, he will know.
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You know where this is heading, right?
Where’s that?
To direct confrontation. Not that I have anything against that, but it can lead to its own set of problems.
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If the manager knows and daycare know then that should be the end of it. No need for any confrontation unless the behaviour continues. You will probably find that once he is put on notice by the manager he will stop
Or leave.
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Walking up behind him and whispering in his ear (maybe even give them a nibble) while firmly holding his hips.
We all agreed the gay route was most effective, right?
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I swear to god I was 100% expecting Skyzyks to tell me it was heading in THAT direction.
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It would be hard not to get in this guys personal space or offer to spot him on bench. Then when he get the weight drop trouser and brown nose the guy.
Like I said, I don’t have anything against that. 
Yeah, the manager notified the owner (he owns the 5 golds franchises around Richmond) and the owner found me today and talked to me, let me know they’ve got it covered. The guy is being pulled in next time he comes and told to stay away from my wife and that if he bothers her he’ll be permanently banned, and that if he ever steps in the kids club again, they’ll call the police. Nobody can say 100% yet whether the guy has sinister motives, so the most they can do right now is warn him - but he only gets one warning. The gym really has a great staff and the daycare people at the gym are great too.
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