Exactly.
You be stroken towards the women you like best?
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Good Lord I haven’t heard that for at least a decade🤣
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That’s why he’s looking down all the time.
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b-b-b-b-b-b-bad…
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Seen a question asked by someone recently in another thread on here which I had to…
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I confess that my wife made kielbasa sausages rolled in Pillsbury grand’s biscuits as some sort of “Pigs in a Blanket but the pigs are on steroids and the blanket is also on steroids” last night and I absolutely had one.
And I regret nothing.
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Just one?
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Just one. 2 would have not caused twice as much joy, but simply the same amount of joy occurring a second time.
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Duty calls. Whenever pigs in blankets (or whatever the correct plural is) are mentioned it is mandatory to post a picture like this
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Um… For some reason I feel very uncomfortable looking at that pic 
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If one provided you 1 unit of joy and the second provided you 1 unit of joy, wouldn’t that double your joy?
I feel like we’re heading down that path where we somehow justify piracy.
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Joy is not cumulative. For example, if I told you a fart joke then that would make you more joyful than you are now
If instead, I called you up and told you that you won 50 million dollars that would make you more joyful than the telling you a fart joke would.
But if I told you that you won the 50 million and then a bit later I told you a fart joke then the fart joke wouldn’t make you any more happy than telling you that you won 50 million.
In summary, Im just pleased to have some written down fart joke so many times.
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What’s so bad about taking what’s rightfully ours tho?
I prefer the term “privateering” myself.
“Chicks with dicks. Twice the fun.”
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Confession: I think sleep directly influences my GI health. Not sure if I’m right or wrong about that. Not sure if super hard training makes it worse either. I have no reason to really believe it, it’s just a question.
I tried reeses cups today for the first time, They suck.
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Bold Confession! Also highly controversial!
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