Tell her someone stole your identity.
And that this person is REALLY dedicated to having your identity, so he occasionally buys you things you would like. JUST to keep up the charade.
It’s method identity theft; the new wave in crime.
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My wife is HR at her company and has a built in bullshit detector.
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If you give me her credit card numbers, I’ll steal her identity and do the same thing, to lend credibility to your story.
It’s what friends are for.
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Leave it somewhere inconspicuous and act like it has been there for years.
Definitely hide the packaging. (or just have it shipped to your workplace.)
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It’s a small item and won’t be a issue. Until she looks at are bank statement
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If you would. Been eyeballing a very expensive rack. While your at it get yourself something for your trouble. Lol
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The Arnold is in Melbourne next week and I am getting a little excited !!!
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I don’t like people who put a “The” in front of their name.
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If you’re eyeballing other women’s racks, expensive or not, you’ll need more help than that to get her onboard.
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@ me next time m8, I will end you.
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I think I would love steroids
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I dunno man; I was on prednisone for my eye, and I could taste it in my mucus membranes. Definitely wouldn’t recommend it.
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Think of the Children!
It’s kind of stoopid really. Shit is great - I say now, nine weeks off.
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I realized today that this whole time I’ve been doing close grip bench as my main bench press. My hand placement is index finger where the knurling starts. I’ve been benching like this for the past 5 years lol.
I have gotten up to 265 for multiple sets and reps. I think my regular bench might be over 300 for sure then lol. Maybe that explains why my triceps and shoulders are way more developed than my chest.
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I confess I have too much fun with the t-nation facebook page…
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Freudian?
Let’s eat, Grandma.
Let’s eat Grandma.
The power of punctuation.
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Commas save lives.
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Commas, first responders.
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Commas: Like cops and firemen but without the ego.