It’s all cool. Your stance on pistols makes sense. We’ve all known your joints are delicate as glass ever since your first thread on the site years ago: “I’m only 31 years old but high intensity weight lifting has worn me down this year. Looking forward to something new and giving my joints a break from all out lifting for awhile.”
I kid because I care. 
Confession: My first thread on the site pondered the longevity of Jack LaLanne vs Helio Gracie, where I presumed LaLanne would pass on first. I was wrong.