The Expendables

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
I hope Randy doesn’t have to many lines.

He can’t possibly be worse than Arnold.[/quote]

He’s Arnold without the personality.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Every actor has to have a character trait. Who will be the quiet one,the one good with knives,the big mouth,the traitor,the sniper,the one who can fix everything and can’t forget the big dude carrying the big ass gun.

Is there a release date?

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As long as Terry Crews gets to be the big intimidating funny mutherfucker all will work out well.

Jet Li is the quiet one, duh.


Don’t forget about The Dolph. I guess straight-to-TV movies finally got old for him.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

As long as Terry Crews gets to be the big intimidating funny mutherfucker all will work out well.

Jet Li is the quiet one, duh.[/quote]

WTF! I thought we stopped all this stereotype/race bullshit. Why do the Asians always have to be the quiet ones!!!?

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH!!?!!?!!??

Oh nvm, I guess that’s why they are kept quiet… oh I kid I kid!

But seriously, I heard about this movie a while ago and still can’t fuckn wait.

Reading that Wiki gave me such an erection.

This better not suck.

So…

They forgot Clint Eastwood?

[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
So…

They forgot Clint Eastwood?[/quote]

They can’t hang with CLINT. he would Drive his Torino thru the credits and Blast the staring cast away with his Magnum. Then go after there loved ones, friends, pets and hopes and dreams. Man is the “SAINT OF KILLERS”.

[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
So…

They forgot Clint Eastwood?[/quote]

Eastwood is a little above gratuitous violence orgies like this.

Anyone see Gran Torino?

SPOILER ALERT

I wanted him to run into the house and go Dirty Harry on the gang members, or at least some pistol whipping a la Liam Neeson in Taken.

Speaking of…why isn’t he in this movie?

What about Chuck Norris? He wasn’t above this type of violence…

[quote]ds1973 wrote:
What about Chuck Norris? He wasn’t above this type of violence… [/quote]

Conflicted with his shooting schedule for the new Total Gym informercial.

[quote]WS4JB wrote:
ds1973 wrote:
What about Chuck Norris? He wasn’t above this type of violence…

Conflicted with his shooting schedule for the new Total Gym informercial.[/quote]

They’re making a new one?

I thought the one on tv now was supposed to last at least another 100 years.

[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Wait.

We have people calling for Vin Diesel to be in this movie but at the same time people hating on Jason Statham?

Really?

Fucking really?

Some of you guys need to get your shit straight. Vin Diesel is a bad actor who plays cocksucker roles. Statham was in the greatest two action movies made to date: Transporter an Transporter 2.[/quote]

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
ds1973 wrote:
What about Chuck Norris? He wasn’t above this type of violence…

Conflicted with his shooting schedule for the new Total Gym informercial.[/quote]

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I can’t believe somebody hasn’t asked this yet. Where the fuck is Billy D. Williams??!!

[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
I can’t believe somebody hasn’t asked this yet. Where the fuck is Billy D. Williams??!![/quote]

Billy “Colt 45” Williams. I was going to say something like what action movie has he ever done but when you think about it He was in Star Wars and he did a Action Movie with Sly in the 80’s a cop movie.

Still naaaaaaaaaaaaa Would rather see MR.T come in as a pissed off Bald head (just for the movie) angry Used VAN dealer.


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What is he like 70

OK this is not from that movie but it would be cool if it was.

Stallone and Statham in the same movie, is more than I can ask for.
But what about Bruce Willis?