The Expendables

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Jason Statham got old after Transporter 2, I loved the 1st 2, but the 3rd one just blew ass chunks

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I want me some Carl Weathers! Shit aint no movie complete without Action Jackson![/quote]

How can he fight when a damn alligator bit his hand off?

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Well, it was CT Rock asking for Vin, and nothing he says is true.

And clearly Hardgainer has just lost his mind, Statham is basically our only action hero right now.

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Vin Diesel can ride a dick. This movie is about 80’s to 90’s action stars, damnit!

I just wish Snake Plissken would have agreed to be in this movie.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I just wish Snake Plissken would have agreed to be in this movie.[/quote]

If Snake was in it the world would implode onto itself from too much awesome.

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Jizzed in my pants. It’ll be full of win.

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they should have cast vinnie jones instead of jason stratham.

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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I just wish Snake Plissken would have agreed to be in this movie.

If Snake was in it the world would implode onto itself from too much awesome.[/quote]

lol!

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[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
krebcycle wrote:
Apparently theres gonna be a cameo from Arnold as well…

Yeah. At the end, when all the other guys are down on their knees about to be executed by some guerrilla leader, Arnold bursts in covered in baby oil, smoking two monster stogies, and single-handedly fucks shit up for 15 minutes of the greatest television ever conceived. Then, after he’s finished, he B’s his L all over the other guys faces and proceeds to monologue “The greatest feeling you can get in the jungle, or the most satisfying feeling, is the pump…” [/quote]

5 motherfucking stars. Classic.

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I want me some Carl Weathers! Shit aint no movie complete without Action Jackson![/quote]

Exactly. They fucked up by not adding my man Jackson.

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pics people pics

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I can’t wait, this will be the greatest testosterone pumping movie of all time!

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Stone cold and Eric Jump

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crazy

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I hope Randy doesn’t have to many lines.

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Jet with a piece can it get any better

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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
I hope Randy doesn’t have to many lines. [/quote]

He can’t possibly be worse than Arnold.

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Every actor has to have a character trait. Who will be the quiet one,the one good with knives,the big mouth,the traitor,the sniper,the one who can fix everything and can’t forget the big dude carrying the big ass gun.

Is there a release date?