Definitely a must see. I’m going to this shit even if I have to go alone
[quote]Otep wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash’s gonna post an Anti-Expendables thread.
“The plot made no sense! Stallone is way to old to be in this movie! Jet Li doesn’t talk like that!”[/quote]
Fixed.[/quote]
What? I’m actually hoping this can make up for the atrocity that is ‘Predators’. All I axpect out of this is lots of fucking shit up and one-liners. All I expected out of Predators was not being fucking terrible. Let’s hope I can bat .500.
Looks like there could be a knife specialist in there somewhere, gotta have that guy in there for sure. Throwing knives ftw!
Knife guy: Statham?
Big ass gun guy: Terry Date.
Crazy in the head guy: Willis?
Drive all the toys guy: Steve Austin.
Big fuckin’ fightin’ dude: Dolph Lundgren
I have no idea what the plot is so I could be way off. Some could be bad guys.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Looks like there could be a knife specialist in there somewhere, gotta have that guy in there for sure. Throwing knives ftw!
Knife guy: Statham?
Big ass gun guy: Terry Date.
Crazy in the head guy: Willis?
Drive all the toys guy: Steve Austin.
Big fuckin’ fightin’ dude: Dolph Lundgren
I have no idea what the plot is so I could be way off. Some could be bad guys.
[/quote]
Haha. Think you meant Terry Tate, but that’s the wrong giant black guy. This giant black guy is Terry Crews.
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
If I can find a theater in NOLA that’s playing it, I’ll be there. Otherwise I’ll be drunk in the French Quarter that night.[/quote]
NOLA does have theaters. Contrary to popular belief there is more to the city than the French Quarter and Bourbon St. Google that shit.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Looks like there could be a knife specialist in there somewhere, gotta have that guy in there for sure. Throwing knives ftw!
Knife guy: Statham?
Big ass gun guy: Terry Date.
Crazy in the head guy: Willis?
Drive all the toys guy: Steve Austin.
Big fuckin’ fightin’ dude: Dolph Lundgren
I have no idea what the plot is so I could be way off. Some could be bad guys.
[/quote]
From what I hear, the only thing you had wrong is that Austin is a henchman and Eric Roberts is the crazy in the head (bad) guy. Not bad. You get a gold star.
I am SO going to see this at the theater.
Rocky better watch out, Drago Looks Pissed!
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
If I can find a theater in NOLA that’s playing it, I’ll be there. Otherwise I’ll be drunk in the French Quarter that night.[/quote]
NOLA does have theaters. Contrary to popular belief there is more to the city than the French Quarter and Bourbon St. Google that shit. [/quote]
Who has time for movies when you got all that second line parading in the Treme to do?
Looks fuckin awesome, i hope it’s got that mexican guy in it. You know guy out of dusk till dawn and desperado who has long hair and a mustache? He’s a bad ass.
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Looks fuckin awesome, i hope it’s got that mexican guy in it. You know guy out of dusk till dawn and desperado who has long hair and a mustache? He’s a bad ass.[/quote]
DEEP DEEP DOWN I KNOW YOUR JOKING…BUT just in case your serious and reallllly don’t already know about the second kick ass Summer flick coming out this year…Here it is:
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Looks fuckin awesome, i hope it’s got that mexican guy in it. You know guy out of dusk till dawn and desperado who has long hair and a mustache? He’s a bad ass.[/quote]
Danny Trejo. Doubt it since he’s [finally] starring in his own movie, but that would add to the potential awesomeness of this flick.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Looks like there could be a knife specialist in there somewhere, gotta have that guy in there for sure. Throwing knives ftw!
Knife guy: Statham?
Big ass gun guy: Terry Date.
Crazy in the head guy: Willis?
Drive all the toys guy: Steve Austin.
Big fuckin’ fightin’ dude: Dolph Lundgren
I have no idea what the plot is so I could be way off. Some could be bad guys.
[/quote]
Haha. Think you meant Terry Tate, but that’s the wrong giant black guy. This giant black guy is Terry Crews.[/quote]
Fuck sakes, I get those dudes and their names mixed up lol, your right, TC. TT does those funny office motivational commercials. Bonus points for who knows who Terry Date is.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Looks like there could be a knife specialist in there somewhere, gotta have that guy in there for sure. Throwing knives ftw!
Knife guy: Statham?
Big ass gun guy: Terry Date.
Crazy in the head guy: Willis?
Drive all the toys guy: Steve Austin.
Big fuckin’ fightin’ dude: Dolph Lundgren
I have no idea what the plot is so I could be way off. Some could be bad guys.
[/quote]
Haha. Think you meant Terry Tate, but that’s the wrong giant black guy. This giant black guy is Terry Crews.[/quote]
Fuck sakes, I get those dudes and their names mixed up lol, your right, TC. TT does those funny office motivational commercials. Bonus points for who knows who Terry Date is.
[/quote]
Terry Date produced a shit ton of metal bands.
I get him mixed up with Terry Brown, who produced RUSH back in the 70’s/80’s.
[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
They needed JCVD and Steven Segal and a few others to make it complete, but it looks pretty good.[/quote]
Steven Segal was too fat and out of shape, Jean Claude has problems with his eyesight. Chuck Norris is more the B-Movie type and wouldn’t really blend in.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Someone’s gonna post an Anti-Expendables thread.
“The plot made no sense! Stallone is way to old to be in this movie! Jet Li doesn’t talk like that!”[/quote]
Man I hope so. I’ve been hoping we could get all the Ambercrombie and Finch people in one place so I could know them by site.[/quote]
Can I wear my abercrombie jeans to the movie to go see this?
I’m thinking that the forums are going to be a lonely place on Aug 13th.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Someone’s gonna post an Anti-Expendables thread.
“The plot made no sense! Stallone is way to old to be in this movie! Jet Li doesn’t talk like that!”[/quote]
Man I hope so. I’ve been hoping we could get all the Ambercrombie and Finch people in one place so I could know them by site.[/quote]
Can I wear my abercrombie jeans to the movie to go see this?[/quote]
…You worry me, brother.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Someone’s gonna post an Anti-Expendables thread.
“The plot made no sense! Stallone is way to old to be in this movie! Jet Li doesn’t talk like that!”[/quote]
Man I hope so. I’ve been hoping we could get all the Ambercrombie and Finch people in one place so I could know them by site.[/quote]
Can I wear my abercrombie jeans to the movie to go see this?[/quote]
…You worry me, brother.
[/quote]
I am your brother, but I’m also a douchebag.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Someone’s gonna post an Anti-Expendables thread.
“The plot made no sense! Stallone is way to old to be in this movie! Jet Li doesn’t talk like that!”[/quote]
Man I hope so. I’ve been hoping we could get all the Ambercrombie and Finch people in one place so I could know them by site.[/quote]
Can I wear my abercrombie jeans to the movie to go see this?[/quote]
I don’t see a problem with it, Hell you might even want to pump out your 100 pushups before you grab your seat. Sly might even own a pair (but he made Rambo so he gets a pass).
However I would not wear them if you go see “Machette”