Mid-day huh Karma? So, ever sneak off to go jill off in the office?
I try! Honest I do, I generally only spank it after harassing her for a good 20 minutes in bed! I try everything but she generally isn’t in the mood. This is strange cause we arn’t married yet not even engaged for that matter but we have been living together for 2 years now. We used to screw multiple times a day. We would only take a break if my weiner got sore or something. oh well, and by the way I love porn but I can spank it by using my imagination too.
My girlfriend considers masturbating wrong if I do it when she’s not around. She wants me to be comfortable enough to do it with her there. I tell her that’s the point- I play the spam saxaphone/prepare the holy water/polish the pink picolla/do the rhubarb fumble/hold the sausage hostage/rough up the suspect/take a call on the bone phone when she’s not available so of course she’s not there. Anyone else here have a girl that wants you to do this around her? It’s freaking me out.
Vredstein & Magnus: Thanks! 
JaredNFS: You can use “jack off” if you want, I don’t have it licensed like Groove’s mind calipers. Although I do truly dig his corp’s name…Suck My Dick Enterprises wasn’t it? Niiice! I may just borrow that from time to time.
Harmonjh: Amen! Preach it!
Spiderman & A7: Yes, midday is tough. Getting up before my libido wakes up and then working out seems to delay it’s often heralded arrival. Come noonish or so, it’s about all I have my mind on. And yes, I do often make use of the building’s rear, much unused lavatory. You gotta do whatcha gotta do!
CGB: I knew a girl that had major freakout sessions if her boyfriend wanked. For some asinine reason, she felt some sort of jealousy deal over the whole thing…almost as if it was cheating. Stupid. Anyway, if your GF is asking you to show her how you do it, take it as an instructional experience. She probably just wants to know what you do to pleasure yourself and thereby maybe gain some new insight on how she can pleasure you better. I’m sure you’d dig watching her fuck herself. Makes sense she’d want to watch you. Why don’t you guys do a mutual masturbation thing?
karma, we’ve actually done just that. You have to be pretty comfortable around someone before you can do it and at the time, I guess I wasn’t there. Perhaps I need to relax and give it another chance. Thanks for the advice. You’re doing a good job of moderating this discussion. Ever think about doing a call-in show?
There is no afterglow to deal with, no cuddling, no talking. just alittle selflove.
CGB: Call-in show? Hook me up! I’ve actually been told I’ve got the voice for it - no Jaime White here.
Anyway, a Q&A column would probably be more feasible considering my schedule. There was once a rumor of another Gang O’ Babes column, but we have yet to see that materialize. Perhaps if there were some sort of public outcry it might be revived.
Very true about having to be comfortable in order to do the mutual masturbation deal - both with yourself as well as with your GF. Question: Is your “uncomfortableness/not readiness” coming from you or from your comfort level with her?
Hey Karma, how about sharing some afternoon lavotory experiences? In detail!
Earlier this school year I had a roomate so I’d only be able to spank it on days when I’d fake sick or whenever I’d have a work period for a class where I’d get the period off. So it’d be once if I was lucky during the week. However, once the weekend came, I’d be containing the firehose at least once on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. However, my roomate and I have since parted ways and I now have a single room and a spare period in the afternoon. Considering that my morning classes are spent sitting next to a big-breasted, short-skirted (private school, therefore, school girls in school girl outfits…OH YEAH!) girl that could probably suck the foreskin off a ya if she was motivated enough to do so. So nowadays, masturbating an almost daily frequency. The way I do it is, I use porn to get up (because nobody likes spanking a wet noodle) and then go based on imagination.
karma, I’m thinkin’ we need some pictures to put a face with the name and the office fantasies. ;D
Chrismcl: Do a search on “karma” and the category “ALL” and you’ll find a headshot from Reader Mail and a bod shot from the old Photo Forum. Bear in mind that these are not terribly recent, so go easy on the “ripping me to shreds” part that surely will follow…
Chrismcl: Do a search on “karma” and the category “ALL” and you’ll find a headshot from Reader Mail and a bod shot from the old Photo Forum. Bear in mind that these are not terribly recent, so go easy on the “ripping me to shreds” part that surely will follow…
Karma: Don’t you think this discussion should involve visual aids? Or at least links to your web cam?
Oh great, now everybody thinks I am a pervert. I was hoping nobody would find out.
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mage: you really need a webcam? what, her posts aren’t enough? damn, i usually can’t stand up for at least 10 minutes after reading what runs through this godsends mind.