The Dark Knight: Official Review Thread

[quote]Makavali wrote:
digitalairair wrote:
One of the biggest problems with the movie was the poor sound balance. The dialogues get all mixed up with the music and background noises, and on top of the ludicrous Batman voice, made the plot unfeasible to follow.

I constantly had to figure out what was going on, and that took all the joy away from watching a movie.

How retarded do you have to be to not be able to follow that storyline?[/quote]

Pokemon kills brain cells.

12 year olds should need parental consent before logging in here.

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

I actually got really weirded out by the fact that a MAN is jumping around in cape and mask while talking really stupidly in that deep, mushy voice saying “HEY I"M BATMAN” and everyone else in the story was okay with it[/quote]

HA!

Yes, the last 60 years of that character just weren’t enough to prepare you for that, huh?

Maybe next millennium.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Pokemon kills brain cells.

12 year olds should need parental consent before logging in here.[/quote]

Dude, Pokemon is totally the most intellectually thought provoking documentaries on animal cruelty I’ve ever seen.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
digitalairair wrote:

I actually got really weirded out by the fact that a MAN is jumping around in cape and mask while talking really stupidly in that deep, mushy voice saying “HEY I"M BATMAN” and everyone else in the story was okay with it

HA!

Yes, the last 60 years of that character just weren’t enough to prepare you for that, huh?

Maybe next millennium.[/quote]

I am truly curious what they thought of the other batmans if they didn’t like Christian Bale’s bad ass rendition of it. I mean if ANYONE even remotely has a kind word to say for the one George Clooney was in then they truly need to be shot.

The new batman didn’t even feel like a “superhero” movie. It was deeper than that. Saw it 2wice in theaters and could still see it again in the theatre.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
digitalairair wrote:
Nonsense

I’m pretty sure you lost all credibillity with that drivel.[/quote]

No shit.

He got “weirded out” by the fact that a man in a mask was jumping around yelling “Hey I’m Batman!” in this movie, nut somehow didnt notice it in Tim Burtons film…

First it was too realistic, then it was too unrealistic.

Joker got old after the first scene? Give me a break.

I guess you always have those people who have to hate something because everyone else loves it though. The people have clearly spoken with their walletts on this one. I cant remember the last time a film stayed on top for more than 1 weekend, much less a whole month. And its still number 2.

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
Does anyone NOT like the movie? [/quote]

No, just you.

[quote]digitalairair wrote:
Does anyone NOT like the movie? [/quote]

Actually, the girl I took with me to see this movie said she hated it. She later qualified that by saying she liked the Joker and thought Heath Ledger did an amazing job. She said that was one of the only times she has liked someone in the role they were cast for in that way.

She did not like Batman and hated the growly voice. She thought the ending was too long and had too many twists and was too slow. She thought the whole movie was too long and slow.

Originally, I didn’t have very high hopes for the movie, since it seemed like they relied too heavily upon the viral-type marketing and the hype around Ledger’s Joker.

But Batman has always been my favorite superhero, so when I got the chance, I ran out to the new Imax and saw the movie, and honestly it blew me away. Every character was done well (Racheal was pretty boring, but whatever) and the story was great.

I would have enjoyed the movie twice as much if I hadn’t developed the powerful need to piss a little less than halfway through, and subsequently had to hold it for an hour and a half. The Joker was an awesome character, truly frightening and dangerous.

Bale did a great job as the conflicted Batman, and the sacrifice he made at the end fit perfectly with what I think the “canonized” Batman would have done in that moment, as it wasn’t entirely necessary, but he would take the responsibility, feeling guilty for the death of Dent.

Him taking responsibility for the other deaths would also serve to make him that much scarier to the criminals, while lessening the chance of others emulating him, further protecting the civilians.

Perfect all the way around, and a great way to set up the sort of “Batman vs. EVERYONE” storyline that is sure to figure prominently in the future versions.

Altogether, I’d have to say this was easily the best Batman film to date, and probably the best movie I’ve seen this year. The only real drag was some of the implements - the Batpod was a turnoff for me, and the thing where all cellphones were turned into sonar cameras was just plain ridiculous, and very “deus ex machina”-y for my taste.

Other than that, I really loved everything about the film.

[quote]MrRezister wrote:
Altogether, I’d have to say this was easily the best Batman film to date, and probably the best movie I’ve seen this year. The only real drag was some of the implements - the Batpod was a turnoff for me, and the thing where all cellphones were turned into sonar cameras was just plain ridiculous, and very “deus ex machina”-y for my taste. Other than that, I really loved everything about the film.[/quote]

Some of the things were a tad far fetched… But remember we are still in comic book land. These movies were very much more “real” than some of the other comic book movies, and certainly the previous batmans, but it still is a comic book movie, and with that comes things that might not be possible in our world.

Having said that, the thing that was most unrealistic for me was when he napped the chinese guy with that airplane device… Like that wouldnt just straight up rip your arms off having a plane grab you like that. But like I said, you have to suspend disbelief for a few hours when you go see these movies so they can ratchet up the badass a bit.

[quote]Moon Knight wrote:
digitalairair wrote:
Does anyone NOT like the movie?

Actually, the girl I took with me to see this movie said she hated it. She later qualified that by saying she liked the Joker and thought Heath Ledger did an amazing job. She said that was one of the only times she has liked someone in the role they were cast for in that way.

She did not like Batman and hated the growly voice. She thought the ending was too long and had too many twists and was too slow. She thought the whole movie was too long and slow.
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I assume you are looking around for a new girl?

I mean seriously, I can understand someone not give it a 10/10 or not going to see it 14 times in the theaters… But hating it? The “bat voice” has been mentioned, but its a necessary evil because he has to disguise his voice to talk to people. The movie was too slow? I just cant understand someone saying that, its action packed nearly from beginning to end… I guess I’ll agree to disagree.

[quote]Lonnie123 wrote:
Moon Knight wrote:
digitalairair wrote:
Does anyone NOT like the movie?

Actually, the girl I took with me to see this movie said she hated it. She later qualified that by saying she liked the Joker and thought Heath Ledger did an amazing job. She said that was one of the only times she has liked someone in the role they were cast for in that way.

She did not like Batman and hated the growly voice. She thought the ending was too long and had too many twists and was too slow. She thought the whole movie was too long and slow.

I assume you are looking around for a new girl?
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Beat me to it. If it were me, that’s enough of a reason to not go out with her again.

To sum up:

If you didn’t like the Dark Knight, you caught the ghey.

And since you didn’t like the movie, Angry Vader is gonna show you his Disappearing Pencil trick.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Lonnie123 wrote:
Moon Knight wrote:
digitalairair wrote:
Does anyone NOT like the movie?

Actually, the girl I took with me to see this movie said she hated it. She later qualified that by saying she liked the Joker and thought Heath Ledger did an amazing job. She said that was one of the only times she has liked someone in the role they were cast for in that way.

She did not like Batman and hated the growly voice. She thought the ending was too long and had too many twists and was too slow. She thought the whole movie was too long and slow.

I assume you are looking around for a new girl?

Beat me to it. If it were me, that’s enough of a reason to not go out with her again.[/quote]

…unless she is really really really really really fine…and doesn’t talk much…and can make a sandwich.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Lonnie123 wrote:
Moon Knight wrote:
digitalairair wrote:
Does anyone NOT like the movie?

Actually, the girl I took with me to see this movie said she hated it. She later qualified that by saying she liked the Joker and thought Heath Ledger did an amazing job. She said that was one of the only times she has liked someone in the role they were cast for in that way.

She did not like Batman and hated the growly voice. She thought the ending was too long and had too many twists and was too slow. She thought the whole movie was too long and slow.

I assume you are looking around for a new girl?

Beat me to it. If it were me, that’s enough of a reason to not go out with her again.

…unless she is really really really really really fine…and doesn’t talk much…and can make a sandwich.
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Well, she already proved that she does talk too much, didn’t she ?

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:

Well, she already proved that she does talk too much, didn’t she ?[/quote]

That was grounds for dismissal.

Unless she is really really really really…

I don’t know if I missed this along the way, but I read the DVD only comes out in December?

Why the hell would they wait that long?

It"ll sell more at Christmas its like video game releases

[quote]drewh wrote:
It"ll sell more at Christmas its like video game releases[/quote]

No doubt. Plus, it allows for more merchandising. They are making money hand over fist on this one. I only hope their next sequel doesn’t fall beneath these last two.

I hate waiting until december, but hopefully iron man and Hulk will be released before that.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
drewh wrote:
It"ll sell more at Christmas its like video game releases

No doubt. Plus, it allows for more merchandising. They are making money hand over fist on this one. I only hope their next sequel doesn’t fall beneath these last two.

I hate waiting until december, but hopefully iron man and Hulk will be released before that.[/quote]

Makes Sense. Bastards.

Iron Man is supposedly coming out 30th of September and The Hulk on the 25th of November.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Professor X wrote:
drewh wrote:
It"ll sell more at Christmas its like video game releases

No doubt. Plus, it allows for more merchandising. They are making money hand over fist on this one. I only hope their next sequel doesn’t fall beneath these last two.

I hate waiting until december, but hopefully iron man and Hulk will be released before that.

Makes Sense. Bastards.

Iron Man is supposedly coming out 30th of September and The Hulk on the 25th of November.

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Plus, it depends on the special features they plan on including on the disc(s) or if they release it with an extended version, etc.