[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
I love meetings.
I need to count things that don’t need to be counted.
If I touch something with my left hand I have to touch something with my right(anything, even if my leg).
I keep track of people wearing matching tops and annoy people with the announcement that “it’s red shirt day.”
I’ll bet on anything.
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I’ve always found people with OCD to be good people.[/quote]
This was worth the whole thread.
[quote]debraD wrote:
I need to count things that don’t need to be counted.
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X2
I counted all my neighbors plants and told them at one of our many block parties all pissed up. At first I was embarresed but they thought it was funny. Now it’s a form of entertainment for them. We’ve even gone to other parties together at other mutual friends homes and after being there awhile they’ll ask me something random like " so, how many pictures do these people have in their house?. I’ll have the correct answer ready lol. My nicknames the Count now.
Every classroom I’ve ever been in I knew how many “things” were in it. The irony for me is that I’m terrible at math but I’m facinated with numbers. Weird.
I also like to mark things with dates so when I find them again I know how long ago it was I marked them. Done this since I was a kid. Carved my initials into countless trees.
When I was 16, I was in my girlfriend’s rec room, and she was in the other room on the phone talking to her grandmother. I let out one of those enormous, blazing hot farts and wound up shitting my pants. I hobbled off to the washroom, trying to contain the mess in my underwear and not let it soak through to my jeans. For some reason, the basement washroom did not have a garbage can, so I decided to flush my underwear down the toilet. Needless to say, it clogged the toilet, and I casually walked away. They called in the plumber a week later, who retrieved the soiled mess. Her little brother got blamed for it.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
When I was 16, I was in my girlfriend’s rec room, and she was in the other room on the phone talking to her grandmother. I let out one of those enormous, blazing hot farts and wound up shitting my pants. I hobbled off to the washroom, trying to contain the mess in my underwear and not let it soak through to my jeans. For some reason, the basement washroom did not have a garbage can, so I decided to flush my underwear down the toilet. Needless to say, it clogged the toilet, and I casually walked away. They called in the plumber a week later, who retrieved the soiled mess. Her little brother got blamed for it. [/quote]
Cheech and Chong had a skit about that once I think. Something like " I gotta take a shit, I gotta get hoooome". I remember them talking about wrapping the log in bandaids lol. I could be wrong, it was a long long time ago.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
shower is too small, I end up cold…as payback I pee on my wifes leg[/quote]
I love showering with the wife, but SHE’S the one who gets cold and has to turn the water on “boil” (which I can;t stand).
Either way, I have a fetish for HER peeing on ME in the shower.
[quote]stefan128 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Missed one…
No matter how many times I’ve seen it (over a dozen by now), the ending of Shawshank Redemption chokes me up so badly, I can hardly speak. [/quote]
Where they meet on the beach?[/quote]
YES!
Even thinking about it gets me going.
I think the buildup and turmoil of the whole film releases at that moment. It’s so fucking beautiful - literally and metaphorically.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I ejaculated onto a small dog once. An ex-girlfriend of mine had a toy rat terrier that I fucking hated and I had to watch it for a weekend while she was out of town and I wanted to throw it into oncoming traffic. I decided that wasn’t feasible so I jacked off one day and blew my load onto it instead. It just kind of ran off and then licked it all off of itself. It was our little secret.[/quote]
LOL. I can’t believe this flew under the radar there.
I dislike bacon. I just can’t seem to enjoy the taste despite trying multiple times in my 40 years.
Some of these are too much! Haha
[quote]Stern wrote:
I dislike bacon. I just can’t seem to enjoy the taste despite trying multiple times in my 40 years. [/quote]
Have you tried covering it in honey? I am a huge aficionado for honeyed hams, honeyed bacon works almost as well, worth a try at least.
When i’m trying to figure out a route or figure out the spelling of something, i write in the air with my index finger… My wife finds it amusing, but it helps me get hit done i guess.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
shower is too small, I end up cold…as payback I pee on my wifes leg[/quote]
I love showering with the wife, but SHE’S the one who gets cold and has to turn the water on “boil” (which I can;t stand).
Either way, I have a fetish for HER peeing on ME in the shower.
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Okayyyyyyy…you two need Cheeses
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
I dislike bacon. I just can’t seem to enjoy the taste despite trying multiple times in my 40 years. [/quote]
Have you tried covering it in honey? I am a huge aficionado for honeyed hams, honeyed bacon works almost as well, worth a try at least.[/quote]
Try crumbling some bacon in your next batch of chocolate chip cookies. It’s got that sweet salty thang goin’.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I ejaculated onto a small dog once. An ex-girlfriend of mine had a toy rat terrier that I fucking hated and I had to watch it for a weekend while she was out of town and I wanted to throw it into oncoming traffic. I decided that wasn’t feasible so I jacked off one day and blew my load onto it instead. It just kind of ran off and then licked it all off of itself. It was our little secret.[/quote]
I think I stopped breathing a couple of times laughing at this.
[quote]Sweet Revenge wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
I dislike bacon. I just can’t seem to enjoy the taste despite trying multiple times in my 40 years. [/quote]
Have you tried covering it in honey? I am a huge aficionado for honeyed hams, honeyed bacon works almost as well, worth a try at least.[/quote]
Try crumbling some bacon in your next batch of chocolate chip cookies. It’s got that sweet salty thang goin’.[/quote]
Hahaha, yea I agree there are plenty of things to ‘mask’ the taste but then I’m just masking a bad taste. Don’t get me wrong - I’ll eat any kind of animal if hungry enough, but I just find it’s taste to be far too salty and bleurgh. I’m in the minority I know ^^
[quote]Jaice wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I ejaculated onto a small dog once. An ex-girlfriend of mine had a toy rat terrier that I fucking hated and I had to watch it for a weekend while she was out of town and I wanted to throw it into oncoming traffic. I decided that wasn’t feasible so I jacked off one day and blew my load onto it instead. It just kind of ran off and then licked it all off of itself. It was our little secret.[/quote]
I think I stopped breathing a couple of times laughing at this.[/quote]
I’ve noticed that I really like tormenting small dogs in general. For instance, another ex-girlfriend had some sort of small dog (it was some sort of small terrier as well, like Benji but smaller and barked at fucking everything). It was really needy in terms of affection. If you pet it and then stop it claws at your hand and whines and shit like that.
So I used to always call it up onto the couch with me and it would sit there and practically start squealing because I wouldn’t pet it. I really got off on the sound of the thing fucking begging me for attention.
Also, it would always bark its fucking head off and howl and shit like that whenever someone knocked on the door. The doors to my ex’s house were those French door types that have glass panes top to bottom in them. I used to just walk outside and knock on the door while the thing barked and howled away just on the other side. It literally would not stop barking until whoever was knocking either left or came inside and I used to do this for several minutes at a time. Never got tired of it.
When I was much younger I lived in an apartment and my roommate’s girlfriend moved in with us temporarily. I hated her guts because she would always complain that I watched a lot of baseball, which always happened to be on at the same time some stupid fucking show she liked was on. Well, it was my fucking TV, not hers, so I hated hearing her complain, especially since I was the one who paid the cable bill and half the rent, not her.
Well, she had this pitbull that was dumb as dirt and was the runt of the litter. I like pitbulls a lot and have had three of them at various times, but this one was an embarrassment to the breed. Every now and then it would shit inside the apartment and I would come home to big steaming dollop of shit in the middle of the living room. I would beat the living shit out of that dog when this happened, and I guess the confessional part of this whole thing is that I REALLY enjoyed beating the shit out of it. I mean like REALLY, REALLY enjoyed beating its ass, to the point where I wasn’t even that pissed off when the dog would shit inside.
I never cleaned it up anyways, so I didn’t really care all that much when it happened. I would shove its nose into the shit, beat its fucking ass and then take off for a couple hours until I knew my roommate or his girlfriend would be home from work and have cleaned it up.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
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WTF Nards, we are the same age, did they not show these in Canada when you were a kid?[/quote]
I just never got around to it and we didn’t get that station that plays Movies for Guys Who Like Movies, then I came to Taiwan and since I don’t download movies and all that then I’m sort of stuck.
I do have a friend from Texas here (he’s from Denton, by the way) and he was also surprised (I count Lonesome Dove as one of my top 5 favorite books and have read about a dozen Westerns) and said he’ll copy them for me.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Im obsessed with fashion. Long time GQ and Esquire subscriber, even have books on it.
The median shoe price in my closet is $350.
I am not attracted to white women or asians. Have a really bad Latina fetish.
I buy silver coins as a long term hold and inflation hedge. Every now in then, i pour them into a pile on my bed and get all Scroodge McDuck on them. Yes, im Jewish. [/quote]
But have you bought a $400 belt yet ?