[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m pretty sure I know what SteelyD likes to mess around to, though. I confess to finding it irresistible myself![/quote]
BRING…IT…ON!!!
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I love 90’s tampon rock/lesbian rock
there is nothing as enjoyable as a warm, sunny, Sunday morning with hot coffee and a news paper
I play videogames on difficultly levels that allow me to dominate and feel no remorse
I like many, many chick flicks
Harry Potter is god awful
Kate Upton doesn’t do it for me
The shoes a woman wears have more of an affect on how attractive I find them than their breasts. (Goes something like ass, thighs, hair, face, shoes, hands, boobs)
I’m a total pervert and obsessed with sex[/quote]
Oh
My
Lord
You don’t like tits? Holy shit, I’ll just throw it out there, I fricken love boobs to the point I’m willing to compromise on a chick’s face and body if she has a nice rack.
And I believe all tits are created equal. Yeah, both natural and silicon puppies will do it for me, no prejudice whatsoever.
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Even if the titties belonged to a 300lb woman?
C’mon, you know what I mean.
WTH? How do shoes rank higher in sex appeal than boobs?
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
I fucking love Kesha. That’s probably the worst one so far.[/quote]
Did you know she likes to wear a necklace made out of her fans’ teeth?
Wouldn’t you feel better off obsessing over someone less insane like Karla Homolka or Kathy Bates?[/quote]
I just meant her music unfortunately. I don’t know why, but I am really into the dumb, valley girl way she talks. I can’t explain it.
LOL at your comment though.[/quote]
I know exactly what you mean, her voice sounds so dirty, like she hasn’t washed in a month, but in a good way
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:
I have a secret crush on Kirstie Allsopp (look her up) I don’t know why, there is just something about her. Posh totty.
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Understandable, I used to have a thing for Sarah Beeny. And countless news and morning show presenters. Kate Garraway in particular, she has fantastic legs for her age.[/quote]
Yes! I went through a very long Kate Garraway phase
I had lots of strange fixations with older women, Gaby Roslin, Jill Dando, Bianca’s mum off Eastender’s, And that was when I was about 8!
[quote]lemony2j wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:
I have a secret crush on Kirstie Allsopp (look her up) I don’t know why, there is just something about her. Posh totty.
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Understandable, I used to have a thing for Sarah Beeny. And countless news and morning show presenters. Kate Garraway in particular, she has fantastic legs for her age.[/quote]
Yes! I went through a very long Kate Garraway phase
I had lots of strange fixations with older women, Gaby Roslin, Jill Dando, Bianca’s mum off Eastender’s, And that was when I was about 8![/quote]
Eastenders had some very hot older women, do you remember Ronnie and Roxy Mitchell’s mum not too long ago? I enjoyed her a great deal. I’m not sure what it is, some kind of strange kink vibe they give off.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m pretty sure I know what SteelyD likes to mess around to, though. I confess to finding it irresistible myself![/quote]
BRING…IT…ON!!![/quote]
Oh, no, it’s much too inappropriate. I’d just get edited.
I became self-employed about 14 months ago. 2012 was a much better year for me financially than I had any right to expect. In the last quarter of 2012 and the first couple of months of this year I have put some things in place that should earn me a minimum of 50% more than last year, with little more in increased costs/expenses. My confession - I am not telling my family. Any of them. My folks have always looked at people with $ as being either crooks or born to it or both. The rest of the family would immediately begin angling for gifts and “loans”.
I love the movie The Notebook. Every time I watch it I cry AT LEAST once.
And Ryan Gosling is a ravishing man might I say so boldly!
I love meetings.
I need to count things that don’t need to be counted.
If I touch something with my left hand I have to touch something with my right(anything, even if my leg).
I keep track of people wearing matching tops and annoy people with the announcement that “it’s red shirt day.”
I’ll bet on anything.
I love meetings, flossing, and moisturizer.
Although I willingly wake up early most mornings to run and lift weights and I love to hike, I’m filled with despair when I have to carry stuff into the house from the car. I also prefer close parking places and will put some effort into getting them. I tell myself that my running justifies my not wanting to walk, but of course I know that nothing justifies this kind of classic laziness.
I’m moving in a week, with almost no notice, but rather than packing I’ve spent pretty much the entire day screwing around online.
I ejaculated onto a small dog once. An ex-girlfriend of mine had a toy rat terrier that I fucking hated and I had to watch it for a weekend while she was out of town and I wanted to throw it into oncoming traffic. I decided that wasn’t feasible so I jacked off one day and blew my load onto it instead. It just kind of ran off and then licked it all off of itself. It was our little secret.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Missed one…
No matter how many times I’ve seen it (over a dozen by now), the ending of Shawshank Redemption chokes me up so badly, I can hardly speak. [/quote]
Where they meet on the beach?
Sometimes in the morning I’ll look up at the clock and see it’s 7:10, 7:15, 7:20, something like that and I feel bad because I know my staff is hard at work in the lab and there I am boning my wife.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Although I willingly wake up early most mornings to run and lift weights and I love to hike, I’m filled with despair when I have to carry stuff into the house from the car. I also prefer close parking places and will put some effort into getting them. I tell myself that my running justifies my not wanting to walk, but of course I know that nothing justifies this kind of classic laziness.
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Geez, when I was a kid it was too much trouble for me to walk around the block to get home. I’d basically cut thru the block diagonally to go as close to a straight line as physically possible. This meant hopping several fences and cutting through a stretch I called an ally but it was really not much more than a space where neighbors for some reason didn’t want to share a fence and each had their own.
I guess I should also confess about growing gonja in that little ally. I also grew grass on the roof of a local church. Man that was a sweet set up. A nutrient rich creek ran under that church. Me and my friend, who had recently returned from Maui with hundreds of Maui Wowie seeds, hoisted the creek water up with a bucket to water our darlings. It was such a shame when the roofers came and removed the steeple off the church. They also removed our farm of over 100 little green ladies. I hope they have confessed that sin.
[quote]debraD wrote:
I need to count things that don’t need to be counted.
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On my bus ride to middle school I would count light poles, every day, way there and way back.
I have never seen pulp fiction, scarface and turned the godfather off after about an hour and a half because it sucked.
[quote]debraD wrote:
I need to count things that don’t need to be counted.
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My wife does this. I call her Rainman when I catch her doing it. We’ve been together 24 years and I find it one of her most endearing habits.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Sometimes in the morning I’ll look up at the clock and see it’s 7:10, 7:15, 7:20, something like that and I feel bad because I know my staff is hard at work in the lab and there I am boning my wife.[/quote]
This reminded me of another one of my quirks. I will only get out of bed on an even number, 8:10, 8:15, 8:20 (I know 5 isn’t an even number, but you know what I mean).
I will NEVER get out of bed at 8:11 or 8:13 or 8:17
[quote]FarmerBrett wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
I need to count things that don’t need to be counted.
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My wife does this. I call her Rainman when I catch her doing it. We’ve been together 24 years and I find it one of her most endearing habits.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Sometimes in the morning I’ll look up at the clock and see it’s 7:10, 7:15, 7:20, something like that and I feel bad because I know my staff is hard at work in the lab and there I am boning my wife.[/quote]
This reminded me of another one of my quirks. I will only get out of bed on an even number, 8:10, 8:15, 8:20 (I know 5 isn’t an even number, but you know what I mean).
I will NEVER get out of bed at 8:11 or 8:13 or 8:17[/quote]
I have this same issue Brett. I don’t know if I could set my alarm for 8:11 if there was a gun to my head. The thought makes me shudder.