[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I sucked blankey until I was 19.
The only reason I stopped was cause I got knocked up and I thought a pregnant person sucking a blankey would look really weird…[/quote]
I don’t know, some people have a fetish for that kind of thing.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
I prefer video games to nights out 
Never had a GF.[/quote]
x2 Both points. Can’t stand being around people I have almost no common interests with, even people I’ve known for most of my life and been close friends to, in a party context I just start to seethe hatred. Retired myself to being a ‘hermit’ much for that reason.
No girlfriend out of inability or not being able to stand anyone long enough to be with one?[/quote]
DOnt get me wrong, I can appreciate a night out but less is more.
Both of those. Just sleep walked through my teens and early 20s, although sex was never a problem I just wasn’t the type to go “hey guuurl you’re fantastic! Wanna be my GF?” just because I wanted sex.
Most people I see are together because one wanted sex but the other would only put out if they were together.
I’m not the type to say to someone, “sure I’ll go out with you” just for sex, I am more blunt and this has turned away a fair few women, who then go out for ONS…like seriously? lol
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
After 14 years of marriage have never farted around the wife :/[/quote]
Not even in the shower?
Those are the best farts.
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Nope
Hey that reminds me, the wife was talking at work how her and I shower together at least twice a week and everyone was shocked. Everyone at her office never shower with their spouse.
Is this weird?[/quote]
Well, the usual result of shower sex is 1) rimming or 2) anal
Lots of people must have had such experiences! 
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I’m thrifty about some things. I shop at the good will, consignment shops or “vintage stores” for clothes, but I buy underwear and socks new.
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They made a song about you.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I’m thrifty about some things. I shop at the good will, consignment shops or “vintage stores” for clothes, but I buy underwear and socks new.
[/quote]
They made a song about you.
Surprisingly solid debut album when you take this song into account compared to the rest.
Big fan in particular of ‘Same Love’, very emotionally and politically meaningful, wouldn’t have expected that from the same guy to make a song about Batman pyjamas.
I have a lock button for my windows in my car, so after going out to eat steak/seafood and I feel a SBD coming on I’ll lock the windows and see how long it takes before someone starts coughing.
I do arms everyday I step into the gym…even if it is to pay for my membership I’ll go do a couple of push downs and curls.
I never did laundry until six months ago (not that I didn’t know how to, I’m pretty bomb at laundry…I just could always get someone else to do it for me and they always said yes).
When I cook breakfast, I watch Downton Abbey. When I am looking over my accounts I watch Mad Men (to see if they give me any good ideas or reminders).
Everyday, when I get home after the gym, I put on my head phones and listen to “Go Hard in the Paint” four times in a row while I do my chores.
I got all my tattoos so you can’t see them when I’m dressed (even when I’m in the gym), because I thought my dad would kill me if he saw I had one (I was 20-21 when I got my first one).
I don’t generally like music.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I keep trying to play the guitar but I’m not very good unless it’s a C, G and D song. But I keep trying.
[/quote]
Dude, we can work on this.
I smoke.
I get drunk 2-3 times a week.
I have never gotten an A or B at University.
I hate barbell squats and dont do them anymore.
I can bench more than I squat and I cant bench that much.( see 4, )
I cant drive.
I have seen all the twilight movies and did find them to be entertaining.
I cried the first time I saw Harry Potter 7 ( part 2 )
I think Christopher Nolan is overhyped and a bit pretentious. ( I liked he`s Batman movies though, but that had more to do with them being batman movies than them being Nolan movies )
I thought Inception was a crappy movie. ( see 9 )
I masturbate to [Inappropriate. Edited by mods]
[quote]florelius wrote:
I hate barbell squats and dont do them anymore.
I can bench more than I squat and I cant bench that much.( see 4, )
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I will confess to these as well.
I’m terrible at maths. I get nervous when someone asks me a maths related question and my mind shuts down. I had a particularly sadistic maths teacher all through school who would get me to try and solve equations infront of the class and satirise me. I have confronted it now and try to do something every day to work on it.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I masturbate to [Inappropriate. Edited by mods][/quote]
I confess a strong desire to know what the inappropriate edited thing is.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I masturbate to [Inappropriate. Edited by mods][/quote]
I confess a strong desire to know what the inappropriate edited thing is.[/quote]
Either SteelyD is messing with us (most likely, the mods would have just deleted the post), or SteelyD has posted the filthiest thing this site has ever seen, which says something considering we had an entire forum devoted to sex.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I masturbate to [Inappropriate. Edited by mods][/quote]
I confess a strong desire to know what the inappropriate edited thing is.[/quote]
Either SteelyD is messing with us (most likely, the mods would have just deleted the post), or SteelyD has posted the filthiest thing this site has ever seen, which says something considering we had an entire forum devoted to sex.[/quote]
I know! But it was inappropriate and they EDITED IT. The entire SAMA smorgasbord of filth, GONE.
I’m pretty sure I know what SteelyD likes to mess around to, though. I confess to finding it irresistible myself!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I love 90’s tampon rock/lesbian rock
there is nothing as enjoyable as a warm, sunny, Sunday morning with hot coffee and a news paper
I play videogames on difficultly levels that allow me to dominate and feel no remorse
I like many, many chick flicks
Harry Potter is god awful
Kate Upton doesn’t do it for me
The shoes a woman wears have more of an affect on how attractive I find them than their breasts. (Goes something like ass, thighs, hair, face, shoes, hands, boobs)
I’m a total pervert and obsessed with sex[/quote]
Oh
My
Lord
You don’t like tits? Holy shit, I’ll just throw it out there, I fricken love boobs to the point I’m willing to compromise on a chick’s face and body if she has a nice rack.
And I believe all tits are created equal. Yeah, both natural and silicon puppies will do it for me, no prejudice whatsoever.
I use the N-word a lot, mainly when I’m listening to rap and rapping along.