[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
After 14 years of marriage have never farted around the wife :/[/quote]
Not even in the shower?
Those are the best farts.
[/quote]
Nope
Hey that reminds me, the wife was talking at work how her and I shower together at least twice a week and everyone was shocked. Everyone at her office never shower with their spouse.
Is this weird?
shower is too small, I end up cold…as payback I pee on my wifes leg
I absolutely refuse to watch movies about cops or football.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
After 14 years of marriage have never farted around the wife :/[/quote]
Not even in the shower?
Those are the best farts.
[/quote]
Nope
Hey that reminds me, the wife was talking at work how her and I shower together at least twice a week and everyone was shocked. Everyone at her office never shower with their spouse.
Is this weird?[/quote]
Ummmmm sex shower? Or like getting ready for work shower? I need room and and can be clumsy in the morning…someone could get hurt
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
shower is too small, I end up cold…as payback I pee on my wifes leg[/quote]
Well look at the size of you Matty.
The wife is 4’11" and a buck 15 so she does not take up much room for me.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
After 14 years of marriage have never farted around the wife :/[/quote]
Not even in the shower?
Those are the best farts.
[/quote]
Nope
Hey that reminds me, the wife was talking at work how her and I shower together at least twice a week and everyone was shocked. Everyone at her office never shower with their spouse.
Is this weird?[/quote]
Ummmmm sex shower? Or like getting ready for work shower? I need room and and can be clumsy in the morning…someone could get hurt
[/quote]
Sometimes sex, but most of the time no, and our schedules very rarely work out where I actually shower at the house before work. I hit the gym at 5 am shower there and go to work. Its mostly weekends.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
After 14 years of marriage have never farted around the wife :/[/quote]
Not even in the shower?
Those are the best farts.
[/quote]
Nope
Hey that reminds me, the wife was talking at work how her and I shower together at least twice a week and everyone was shocked. Everyone at her office never shower with their spouse.
Is this weird?[/quote]
Never? To me that is weird and dumb to boot. Then again we’re little people.
Talk about missing an opportunity though. I mean, If we had our way there would be hand holds in the shower lol.
I’ve said too much…
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
I prefer video games to nights out 
Never had a GF.[/quote]
x2 Both points. Can’t stand being around people I have almost no common interests with, even people I’ve known for most of my life and been close friends to, in a party context I just start to seethe hatred. Retired myself to being a ‘hermit’ much for that reason.
No girlfriend out of inability or not being able to stand anyone long enough to be with one?
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
shower is too small, I end up cold…as payback I pee on my wifes leg[/quote]
If it’s your first morning piss you must be peeling her skin off.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
shower is too small, I end up cold…as payback I pee on my wifes leg[/quote]
U kinky motherfucka U
I am a crier. Movies, songs, books, even the occasional commercial can tear me up.
Probably related to the first one, but I love bands with chick singers like The Sundays and Mazzy Star.
I’ve watched the movie Angus a million times. Angus (1995) - IMDb
[quote]doogie wrote:
Probably related to the first one, but I love bands with chick singers like The Sundays and Mazzy Star.
[/quote]
Hope Sandoval has the voice of an angel.
I love baths.
with bubbles
and candles
and a glass of wine.
I love Avril Lavigne’s music. Whenever I’m listening to it with headphones outside, I always take my ear plugs out for a second to check it’s not for some reason playing out loud and people will know…
I had to try really hard not to cry when watching toy story 3 in the cinema with 4 guy mates.
I never deadlift. It hurts my back.
I have always wanted to bang silly Anita Baker and it has very little to do with her looks.
I am so horrible at dealing with my emotions as soon as something upsets me, I get that lump and have to stop myself from crying. If it’s something more than a mild upsetting I can’t hold it in. Unless someone dies, meh.
I can’t skate…I grew up in south east saskatchewan.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
x2 Both points. Can’t stand being around people I have almost no common interests with, even people I’ve known for most of my life and been close friends to, in a party context I just start to seethe hatred. Retired myself to being a ‘hermit’ much for that reason.
No girlfriend out of inability or not being able to stand anyone long enough to be with one?[/quote]
Yeah, this all sounds very familiar. Except, I’ve been with my gf for 6 years now, we spend pretty much every possible second we can together and I still enjoy her company.
I like creating in my mind a humorous (and sometimes elaborate) “back story” for people around me when I wait in line or when I’m bored in groups, or at the airport, etc. This is weird because sometimes, I end up being introduced to these people and the “back story” I created can sometimes influence the interaction.
I HATE modern music, with the exception of '99 - '03 techno. I listen mostly to classic rock from the late 60’s and 70’s (SOME 80’s), golden oldies, old jazz, classical, older country, old big band, etc…
I prefer live shows. I don’t go to the movies if I can help it. But if I do, I HAVE to get popcorn. But I watch plenty of movies at home. Without popcorn.
I like musicals. Jesus Christ Superstar is my all time favorite. Sound of Music, South Pacific, Fiddler on the Roof, Oklahoma, Babes in Toyland are some of my favorites.
I like Opera, even though I can’t understand it.
I would tend bar for free if I had the time. I LOVE crafting good drinks.
I am rarely attracted to “white american” women.
I enjoy creating socially awkward situations/interactions just to see how people respond to them.
I geek out on electrical theory - on my work bench down stairs, I’ve got an old analog multimeter, an old PLC interface torn apart and a soldering iron and I’m playing with electronic circuits. I fixed an old flat screen TV by replacing some burnt out capacitors. It takes a minute to warm up and turn on though, but it was free.
I’m thrifty about some things. I shop at the good will, consignment shops or “vintage stores” for clothes, but I buy underwear and socks new.
I keep trying to play the guitar but I’m not very good unless it’s a C, G and D song. But I keep trying.
I refuse to let my children play video games, I “make” them read instead. It is the biggest source of conflict in my house.
I could keep going, but most of you know by now, I put the fun in dysfunctional.
I sucked blankey until I was 19.
The only reason I stopped was cause I got knocked up and I thought a pregnant person sucking a blankey would look really weird…